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I warned you, but did you listen to me?
By Lilithangel
"Alright team," Jack's voice was soft in the cold night air, "anytime now..."
"I bloody hope so," Owen said, from his right, "I'm freezing my nuts off."
"There it is," Jack hissed, pulling his gun, "be careful they're killers."
"Where?" Ianto said from Jack's left.
"There." Jack pointed.
"What," Owen said, "behind the rabbit?"
"It is the rabbit," Jack said.
"Oh no," Owen growled, "You showed him that bloody movie didn't you Jones?"
"I might have," Ianto hedged.
"It was a great movie," Jack said, "but that isn't an ordinary rabbit."
"Ianto, if he goes Ni I'll shoot you myself."
END