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Lie to me
by Margaret Newman
Blair walks in on Jim looking at himself in the mirror. All Jim had on was the new pair of black jeans he'd purchased earlier that day.
Stomach sucked in, shoulders back, chest out...
"Blair, do these jeans make my butt look big?"
He blinks a couple times, checks out Jim perfect body, that lovely denim-covered ass. The things he loved doing to that ass...!
"Yes, Jim. It makes your ass look huge."
"What?" Jim blanches, see Blair turn for the stairs, and realizes what just happened. "YOU ARE SO DEAD, SANDBURG!" He lunges after his laughing friend, and all thoughts of dinner out are gone.
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