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Shiny Disco Balls
by Thunder
gryphon@gmail.com
Dani looked at the utter mess that had once been her bar and sighed. "Drake, what happened here?"
Drake gave her his most charmingly innocent smile. "Oh, you know, DRUGS..."
"ROCK 'N' ROLL..." Dani grinned.
Drake patted Greg's ass. "BAD ASS VEGAS WHORES...."
Greg grabbed the front of Drake's ass. "LATE NIGHT BOOTIE CALLS...."
Perfect three part harmony. "SHINY DISCO BALLS...."
Dani shook her head again. "What did you guys do to my place? All I asked was that you give me ideas for this weekend, not redecorate." She looked at the chaos and winced. "Did you punk AND disco the place? Why? What did I ever do to you? And are those used condoms? Littering my floor? I don't believe this."
"It gives the place more of an authentic feel, the disco scene, you know." Drake grinned.
"This is a dyke bar." Dani groaned. "It was supposed to be simple, until..." She sighed. "Until I asked you two for help."
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