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2020-11-05
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I Think

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I forget what I was looking for, but I stumbled on this. It is an Alanis Morriset song lyric generator. You supply something you hate, six plural nouns that have something to do with that, your favorite color, your favorite poet, an ex boyfriend or girlfriends, name, then choose a title and submit. I howled. It surprised me how plausible this thing was. Here's what I came up with.

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"I Think"
by Scribe

I Think advertisers are really a huge problem
I Think grocery stores are too much on my mind
I Think servings have got a lot to do with why the world sucks
But what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Sara Teasdale line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Jerry's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on fat free foods
Blame it on fat free foods
Blame it on fat free foods

I Think models are gonna drive us all crazy
And recipes make me feel like a child
I Think tv dinners will eventually be the downfall of civilization
But what can you do? I said what can you do?

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like a Sara Teasdale line, which won't let go of my brain
Like Jerry's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on fat free foods
Blame it on fat free foods
Blame it on fat free foods

Like a blue rain, beating down on me
Like Jerry's smile, cruel and cold
Like Sara Teasdale's ass, it is in my head
Blame it on fat free foods
Blame it on fat free foods
Blame it on fat free foods

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This orphaned work was originally on Pejas WWOMB posted by author Scribe.
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