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Communications Error.

Summary:

Yes Minister Slash drabble.  Jim tries to communicate with Humphrey.

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  “Humphrey, Talk dirty to me.”Both of his eyebrows shot up into his hairline. “I beg your pardon, Minister?”“You know, “ I plied him with my most endearing tone,  “Say something.  Something bad..” I smiled my best.His brows drew together into a single mass.  “You mean insult you?”I sighed, laying my head back, my charms dissipating into aggravation.  “No Humphrey!”  I used my most biting tone.  “ I mean say what you’re going to do….” I searched for the proper word.  “Bluntly.”  A light flashed within those sly, secretive eyes of his.   I felt a smile spreading across my face in eager anticipation as he drew his lips near my ear to whisper.“Minister,” he began, his voice in a low, throaty rasp that left me hanging for the next word.“Presently, I shall press the glans of my phallus against the lower portion of your anal cavity near to but not quite against your scrotum whilst simultaneously grasping your pectoralis major.”I ejaculated, but not in the manner I had wanted to.  “Humphrey!”  I spat at him.  “Good God man, Are you going to fuck me or operate on me!”“ As I said Minister, I intend presently to press the glans of..”“Humphrey!” For a moment he lay silently in the bed beside me as I stared at the ceiling, then I felt his lips pressing against my skin near my ear.  I braced myself for the worst.“Minister, I’m going to fuck you.”I beamed and blubbered something sophisticated like “Oh, Humphrey.”He winked as he slid atop me.  “Yes, Minster.”  The End

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