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The things they show on telly.
by lilithangel
Jack walked into his office and found John sprawled out in his chair watching something on the computer.
"Have you seen this?" John gestured one handed at the screen. His other hand was busily jerking at high speed. "They show this on normal television for anyone to watch. No wonder you like this planet..."
"It's Crufts..."
"It's bloody brilliant is what it is," John said, shooting his cum all over Jack's desk.
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A/N: for those outside of the UK who may not know Crufts is the largest dog show in the world.
http://www.crufts.org.uk/