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Plot bunny boot camp--Day one
by Josette Grover
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A bunny walks up and down the line of new recruits, tapping his swagger stick against his leg as he looks at the young bunnies trying to stand still.
"Okay everybody, what is the first rule of being a plot bunny?" he suddenly bellows.
"Always jump the writer at the worst possible time." the bunnies say, trying to stay in unison.
"Rule number two?"
"Keep your teeth sharp and bite hard."
"Rule Three?"
"Howling is good, it makes the writer work harder."
"And rule four?"
"Don't let the writer think they are in charge. Be as stubborn as possible and disappear often."
"Very good, DIS-MISSED!!!!"
end part 1