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Being Cute
by JE
Wilson: "You know, the way you just talked to the patient and held her hand was real cute."
"Can you believe it? Wilson said I was cute for speaking with the patient personally. I'm not cute. I can't.," cried House on Chase's shoulder.
Chase patted House's back and answered, "Of course you're not cute. You're menacing and gruff and."
"Cute! Wilson wouldn't lie to me. What can I do.," muttered House among sniffs.
On the inside, Chase smirked. The $10 he paid Wilson to tell House he was cute had so paid off. Maybe he should have given him more.