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Good Vibrations
by Patt
"Jesus, Chief, this is right up there with sex."
"Let me try it out."
"I'm not done with it yet. Wait your turn. It's my gift; I'm going to stay in it all night long."
"You mean to tell me this is making you feel as good as I do?"
"Not as good, but close."
"Jim, I'm seriously getting pissed off here."
"No need to be pissed, after you sit here for a while you'll be saying the same thing."
"I'm so sorry I bought you this for your birthday."
"No you're not."
"Yes I am. I'll probably never get sex again, right?"
"Fine, you want to try my new chair out?"
"It's about time. Now how do you turn this sucker on?"
"Right here, you just push this button and then you tell the chair how fast you want it to vibrate and heat up. Is this one cool chair or what?"
"You're right, Jim. This is right up there with sex. In fact, I think we could give up sex for a while."
"Shut the damn thing off and get upstairs, I'll show you giving up sex."
"Now you're talking. I'm glad you liked your birthday present."
"Thank you, Chief."
The end.