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  1. 'My Muses Are Sluts' or 'Shrift Says ‘It’s All Coo’ ‘Cause She’s Done with Her Real Job Before She Heads Back to College Meaning ‘Cool’ And Not The Sound by

    Fandoms: Slash Fiction  

    22 Aug 2006

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    SUMMARY: Ylang Ylang!
    RATING: R? Language. Nudity. Mounties. Jedi Zhaan tricks. Bad Thai. Some Het innuendo. Uh...slash?
    NOTES: Hey, Corde, all unwittingly (or maybe wittingly, after all, she said something about going to college and I *know* what *that* does to one’s mind) sorta encouraged me and I’m never one to back down from a challenge. Y’all are lucky there wasn’t a bong or a keg around for me to stand on prior to sending this. No, not really.
    Hey, did somebody say, "Orgy?"
    No?
    Okay, then.
    Oh, yeah. I so despise the D’Argo/Chiana pairing that I’m not even going to reference it after this. Oooh. Bad image. Bad image!
    I’m sorry I had to do that to you.
    And, "Goo!" MacLeod’s seducing yet another Babe of the Week, and it’s not Methos. I gotta stop watching the second season. Too bad I’m taping it for someone.
    DISCLAIMER: I let my muses out once a day for Ramen noodles and a few sips of tap water from a cloudy Aquafina bottle. God, I’m evil.
    ARCHIVE: Yeah. Like, you actually want it?
    FEEDBACK: Send beer.

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