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Fandom: Stargate SG-1
Characters: Jack, Sam
Pairing: Janet/Sam
Rating: PG
Timeline: Late season one, maybe?
Beta: Insane Vampiress (http://www.fanfiction.net/u/293946/)
Disclaimer: Not mine. I play with other people's toys.
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"Would you put that down! It could ignite the whole base if you dropped it! Sir."
"You know what your problem is, Carter?"
"Actually, sir, I do. It's people who hang out in my lab when I have things I have to do before our next mission."
"Well, what'd ya want me to do? Daniel's off on P2X-whatever with SG-5 and T's away seeing his son."
"You could do the paperwork that General Hammond has been asking about for the past two weeks."
"Oh for cryin' out loud, that's not the point. You're problem is that you don't have a life outside the base."
"Really? And how would you know that?"
"Because you're always here!"
"And you have such an extravagant social life."
"At least I go out!"
"Well, I'll have you know that I happen to be seeing someone right now. Tonight in fact."
"Oh. Oh... Really? Who?"
"None of your business."
"Well, then. Maybe I don't believe you."
"Fine."
"I'll just be going now."
"Okay." ... "Sir?"
"Aw, come on. Who is it?"
"I thought you were leaving."
"Do I know him?"
"If I say yes will you leave me alone?"
"Sure."
"Yes."
"Are they on base?"
"Argh!"
"Well?"
"Fine! Yes, they're here. Part of the Stargate program! Will you go away now?"
"Who is it?"
"I'd rather not say, sir."
"Is it Daniel?"
"No."
"Well who then?"
"If I tell you, you'll go?"
"Alright."
"Janet."
"What about the doc?"
"I'm seeing Janet."
"Yeah, right. Who is it, Carter?"
"I'm not kidding, sir. I'm dating Doctor Fraiser."
"..."
"Sir?"
"Well, then..."
"Yeah."
"I think I'll go... do something."
"Goodbye, sir."
"..."
"Are you alright?"
"Uh, yeah. Sure. I'm just gonna..."
"Go. Yes, sir."
*thud*
"Um, sir? The door's that way."
"Right. Yeah, okay."
"See you later."
"...yeah..."