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The Top 10 Reasons I Like Lurking.
By Ian Nottingham
10. When you lack social skills, it's your best bet.
9. If I ever lose this job, I've got a circus act. Tight Rope? No problem. Magic act? Appearing/disappearing? Piece of cake.
8. I can pretend I'm a vampire. Eat your heart out, Spike and Angel!
7. Sara does really adorable things when she doesn't know she's being watched.
6. It beats staying home, watching Brady Bunch reruns with Irons (Although, Marcia is kinda cute.)
5. When I'm really bored, I can jump out of the shadows and scare the Hell out of Jake McCartey.
4. It's a lifesaver on those bad hair days.
3. If I fall asleep on the job, who is going to know?
2. It gives me lots of time to think up new ways to kill Irons.
1. Black clothes and cool shades! It doesn't get any better than that!