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2020-11-04
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Getting To Know You- -Q

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I saw this on a site and decided to post Q’s response. It’s supposed to be some sort of chain letter that was on ascem but I saw this in as a really good fic by J. Juls

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Disclaimers: All characters and ships belong to Paramount Studios.
The android Data handed this to me while I was bugging Captain Jean-Luc Picard. I don't know why I'm even bothering to fill this out.
NAME: Q
SEX: Male
HOME: Q Continuum
HEIGHT: Unknown
EYES: Brown
HAIR: Brown I think.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE TV SHOW? I don't have one.
WHAT'S ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? Qs don't use computers.
FAVORITE MAGAZINE: I don't have one.
FAVORITE SMELL: Smell of Picard's fear.
WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD: When I am outsmarted by Picard.
BEST FEELING IN THE WORLD: Knowing that I may outsmart Picard one day.
THINGS TO DO ON THE WEEKENDS: Annoy Picard.
FAVORITE SOUNDTRACK: None.
WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THOUGHT OF WHEN YOU WOKE UP THIS MORNING? How could I annoy Picard today.
DO YOU GET MOTION SICKNESS? No.
ROLLER COASTERS: DEADLY OR EXCITING? Exciting.
PEN OR PENCIL? Neither.
HOW MANY RINGS BEFORE YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? None.
. FAVORITE FOODS: None
DO YOU GET ALONG WITH YOUR PARENTS? I refuse to answer that.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN CONVICTED OF A CRIME? That is classified.
CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA?Neither.
CROUTONS OR BACON BITS? Neither.
DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE? No.
. DO YOU SLEEP WITH STUFFED ANIMALS? No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY KIND OF PET, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Jean-Luc Picard
. IF YOU COULD BE ANY TYPE OF ANIMAL WHAT WOULD YOU BE? None.
THUNDERSTORMS, COOL OR SCARY? Cool
IF YOU COULD MEET ANYONE, DEAD OR ALIVE, WHO WOULD IT BE? Picard. FAVORITE ALCOHOLIC DRINK: None.
WHAT IS YOUR ZODIAC SIGN? None.
EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? None.
GUYS -- IF A GIRL ASKED FOR THE SHIRT OFF YOUR BACK, WOULD YOU GIVE IT TO HER? No.
IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB YOU WANTED, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I like my current job.
IF YOU COULD DYE YOUR HAIR ANY COLOR, WHAT WOULD IT BE? I like my current hair color.
IF YOU COULD HAVE A TATTOO, WHAT AND WHERE WOULD IT BE? Nowhere.
HAVE YOU EVER BEEN IN LOVE? No.
DESCRIBE YOUR DREAM WEDDING: None.
WHAT IS ON YOUR WALLS IN YOUR ROOM? Nothing.
IS THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR HALF FULL? Half empty.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SNAPPLE? I don't like Snapple.
ARE YOU A RIGHTY, LEFTY OR AMBIDEXTROUS? I don't know.
DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? I don't use a computer.
IF YOU COULD BE ONE GARDENING TOOL, WHAT WOULD YOU BE? A water hose. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? There is nthing under my bed.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? 1,701
WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? I have never had a car.
WHAT IS YOUR DREAM CAR? I don't wish to own a car.
FAVORITE SPORT TO WATCH: Jean-Luc Picard watching.
SAY ONE NICE THING ABOUT THE PERSON WHO SENT THIS TO YOU: Data is a smart guy.
OF ALL THE PEOPLE YOU SEND THIS TO, WHO IS LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO IT? I don't know.