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Inside the squadroom of the NYPD Special Victims Unit, Det. Brian Cassidy had sat down at his desk, and after having discovered that there were no cases to investigate on that day, started eating a bunch of Oreo cookies.

He had already eaten four whole cookies, until Det. Olivia Benson had walked into the room, and spotted the bag of Oreos on Brian's desk.

But, just as Olivia was about to grab, at least, one of the cookies, Brian had had turned towards Olivia, and demanded, "Don't you even think it, Benson!"

"Hey, come on, Brian.",pleaded a snack-hungry Olivia."Let me have just one, please."

All Brian had done, was roll his eyes, and said nothing.

"Well?",asked a still-hungry Olivia.

"Well,...!",answered Brian, who had taken another cookie out of the bag."NO!" After he had chomped on the whole cookie, Olivia had gave Brian a nasty look, and growled,"I HOPE YOU GET A TOTAL STOMACHACHE, ASSHOLE!"

And with that, poor Olivia had stomped over to her desk, and plopped down in her chair.

So, as soon as Det. John Munch had entered the room, and saw what had happened, between Brian and Olivia, over a bag of Oreos, he had said to himself,"Okay.That's it. I've had it."

Then, John had walked towards Brian's desk, and noticed that Brian was still making a pig of himself on the cookies.

Suddenly, John had turned towards the other detectives, and asked,"Has anyone heard about the cookie-crum sex slayings back in Baltimore?"

At first, Brian had a shocked look on his face. But, it was a temporary thing.

"It was the most disgusting thing you've ever seen in your life.",said John, while he was pouring himself a cup of coffee."While the suspect and victim were fucking each other crazy, the guy has shoved almost three, or four bagfuls of Oreos into her mouth and nose."

After having heard that, Brian had almost lost his lunch,but,was able to control it.

"And, it wasn't just in Baltimore.",said John, after he had walked to his desk, and sat down."You could imagine the look of the other bodies in Los Angeles,Boston,Cleveland,...!"

It was right then, that Brian couldn't handle it anymore.

So, he had grabbed his mouth, and ran towards the men's restroom, where he had puked up his whole lunch.

After that, John had got up, walked towards Brian's desk, and asked,"Anybody want some Oreos?"

Olivia had gotten up from her chair, and answered,"I DO! I DO!"

"Okay, here you go.",said John, before he had given Olivia some of the cookies."Next?"