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4 Drabbles for the price of one. I wanted to play with the idea of how four different couples would react to the news of "I'm Pregnant" - so that's how all four of them start out. Cupid/Strife Spike/Xander Jim/Blair Chakotay/Tom Paris

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Reactions - 4 M-preg Drabbles
by Scorpio


REACTION # ONE
FANDOM: Hercules/Xena Verse
PAIRING: Cupid/Strife
PREGGERS: Strife

"I'm pregnant."

"What? Wow! That's *so* cool! I'm gonna be a *daddy*! Again!"

"Cupie. I...I'm pregnant."

"We'll move Bliss into another room and decorate it with 'Big Boy' stuff. Then get the nursery ready for the baby."

"Who's gonna be Mischief now? I can't work like this."

"We can start writing up invitations to the Baby Shower."

"*My* mom will have to perform my duties."

"This is *so* exciting! I can't *wait* for the baby to be born."

"Discord *sucks* at my job."

"I'll talk with Bliss about the whole 'Big Brother' thing, too."

"Fuck! Ares is gonna *kill* me!"



REACTION # TWO
FANDOM: Buffy the Vampire Slayer
PAIRING: Spike/Xander
PREGGERS: Spike

"I'm pregnant."

"What? Oh! I get it...good one."

::snort-chuckle::

"I'm *serious* you sodding git!"

"Yeah right. Whatever blondie."

"Listen up moron. I'm telling you that I'm knocked up! A bun in the oven! A brat on the way!"

::giggles::

"Sure. Okay. *I* believe you Spike."

::sighs and throws hands in air::

"It's all the witches fault. Mucking about with that bloody mojo."

"Uh, huh. Sure."

"What's *worse* is, I think the bleedin' whelp is *yours*."

"Of course Spike. We fuck, what? Twice...now you're preggers. Even *Anya* didn't try *that* one."

"It's not a bloody joke!"

::chuckles::

"Sure it's not."

"Arghhh!"



REACTION # THREE
FANDOM: The Sentinel
PARING: Jim/Blair
PREGGERS: Blair

"I'm pregnant."

"Again?"

::pitiful sigh::

"Yeah."

"Um...how far along, uh...are you?"

"About two weeks or so."

"Oh."

"Jim. This has *got* to stop. We *already* have seven kids. We can't afford eight."

"Um... Sorry?"

"Look, either you will *start* looking for a condom that doesn't set your senses reeling, or *you* bottom from now on. I still say my *other* idea is much better."

"We already discussed that Blair. I'm not getting...snipped*. That's it."

"You aren't the one who gets pregnant every time he turns around either, Jim."

::sighs::

"I can't believe I'm pregnant. Again."

"Sorry."

"You've said that before."


REACTION # FOUR
FANDOM: Star Trek Voyager
PAIRING: Chakotay/Tom Paris
PREGGERS: Tom Paris

"I'm pregnant!"

"Yes!"

::does little dance-of-joy::

"So, come on Tom. What did the Holodoc say? Details!"

"Calm down Chakotay and I will."

::takes deep breath and pulls husband onto lap::

"Well, He gave me this," ::pregnant pilot hands over DataPADD:: "list of recommended 'things to do or avoid'. It has a diet plan, an exercise plan and instructions to make up the vitamin hypos I'll need to take."

::carefully squeezes husband::

"We'll have to tell the Captain that the procedure was successful."

"I was hoping that could wait until tomorrow."

"Why?"

"Sex isn't on the 'to avoid' list."

"Oh? Oh!"



END: Drabbles

::giggles:: That was fun!




Scorpio
8th Sign of the Zodiac

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