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Tim Becomes A Man
by BuffyAngel68
Abby glared at Tim then stalked away without saying a word. Gibbs and Tony both turned, grinning, and waited for the youngest member of their team to explain. After he finished rubbing his shin, where she'd kicked him, McGee finally looked up, flushed, and spoke.
"Just don't ask, okay?"
"Are you kidding, Probie? She adores you. I wanna know... and I wanna know now."
"All I'm saying is I had a guy moment."
Tony chuckled.
"About damn time. C'mon, Mcgee. What'd you say? It can't be that bad."
"Yes it can. We had a few margaritas the other night and it led to... an exciting night, if you get my drift. Well, I heard a song the other day that reminded me of her and the night. I was dumb enough to tell her... in front of Ziva."
Tony groaned slightly.
"Go ahead. I can't wait to hear this. What song?"
" "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off." "
Once he'd stopped laughing, Tony laid his hands on Tim's shoulders and put on the most serious face he could manage.
"By the power invested in me by the Idiot Males of America, I hereby induct you into the organization. Congratulations, kid."
"Yeah, yeah." Tim replied. "I'm just glad I didn't mention the other song I was thinking of. You'd be attending my funeral, guaranteed."
"And that song is?" Gibbs asked, unable to stop himself.
" "I'm Just a Girl Who Can't Say No." "
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