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Pride Of The Dukes
by Crazy Cooter
Bo said to Luke, "I'm proud to be a Duke"
And Luke said to Bo, "I am also"
Then Bo said to Luke, "let's do something crazy"
And Luke said to Bo, "let's go sandwich Daisy"
But Daisy she said, "I just ain't having it
I really don't do that kind of shit
But get me a girl and we'll put on a show
And Bo, you do Luke, and Luke, you do Bo".
THE END