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A visit to the CSI (NY) Christmas party
(a very short poem)
by Stacy L.A. Stronach
(with deep, heartfelt apologies to Clement C. Moore.)
A visit to the CSI(NY) Christmas party
'Twas Christmas party night for the CSI Lab;
All creatures were definitely stirring, much fun being had.
They were all at the club their Boss-man had booked;
In a private back room so no outsiders could look.
Everyone was milling about, sipping their drinks;
Some having more than others, making it hard to think.
When what to all their wondering eyes should appear :
Flack and Stella, on the stage, standing very near.
On the floor, Hawkes, a new CSI and former M.E.
Looked upon them, wondering if now he should flee.
They gave the song their best, with voices quite merry;
Fortunately for all, the tune they could carry.
Lindsay, sipping her drink, sat lonely at her table.
Thinking she should have stayed home and watched cable.
While Danny and Mac were in a dark corner alone
Hugging, kissing and groping and starting to moan.
On the stage, Flack and Stella were done, and bowed,
To the wild applause from the crowd who were quite wowed.
Before they left, Flack had one more thing to say and grabbed the mic:
"Merry Christmas to all...and to all a good night!"
(the end)