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I want it and I want it now!
by Kitsune Arashi
~Yumm Yumm~
I twitched, my mouth began to water. I want it... So bad...
I stared at the ad of a muggle magazine.
There it was...
Strawberry cheesecake...
I must have it...
No! I can't go out there! They will catch me!
But it looks so tasty...
Maybe I should go get Lucius to go get it...
No... He doesn't know how to act like a muggle...
Plus I threw him out the window because he didn't make me waffles like I asked.
He made me pancakes!
Gr... But I want it... Yumm... Oh, the strawberries... Oh the frosting...
That is frosting right?
I stood up. I couldn't take it anymore! I need that cheesecake. I fetched out a book from the shelf and started to look up the recipe for cheesecake.
If I couldn't buy it I'll make it!
Ah! There it was!
Perfect...
I grabbed all of the stuff I needed, but the problem is... How the hell do I cook?
No worries, I will LEARN!
First I put the eggs in the bowl then... NO! First I had to get the bowl.
Damn it... It's all ruined now! I have to start over!
I'm gunna blow up these eggs...
No! can't! Control temper...
Okay 1st the milk and then I put the butter and then...
No! First it was milk and then the-- gr...
Stupid butter...
I checked the book again. Hey! This wasn't for strawberry cheesecake! This is for cheesecake! Just plain cheesecake!
Stupid book tricked me!
DIE!
I blew up the book, and the milk, and the butter, and the eggs.
How dare they!
I walked back over to my magazine and continued to admire the strawberry cheesecake.
I will get you my pretty...
For now I'll settle with some fern.
~END!