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I want it and I want it now!

Summary:

Rating: PG
Genre: Humor
Voldemort wants something, and he wants it now! HE WANTS HIS BLOODY CHEESECAKE! Ha ha R/R
Not slash, sad!
Submitted through the Harry_Potter_Slash mailing list.

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I want it and I want it now!
by Kitsune Arashi

~Yumm Yumm~

I twitched, my mouth began to water. I want it... So bad...

I stared at the ad of a muggle magazine.

There it was...

Strawberry cheesecake...

I must have it...

No! I can't go out there! They will catch me!

But it looks so tasty...

Maybe I should go get Lucius to go get it...

No... He doesn't know how to act like a muggle...

Plus I threw him out the window because he didn't make me waffles like I asked.

He made me pancakes!

Gr... But I want it... Yumm... Oh, the strawberries... Oh the frosting...

That is frosting right?

I stood up. I couldn't take it anymore! I need that cheesecake. I fetched out a book from the shelf and started to look up the recipe for cheesecake.

If I couldn't buy it I'll make it!

Ah! There it was!

Perfect...

I grabbed all of the stuff I needed, but the problem is... How the hell do I cook?

No worries, I will LEARN!

First I put the eggs in the bowl then... NO! First I had to get the bowl.

Damn it... It's all ruined now! I have to start over!

I'm gunna blow up these eggs...

No! can't! Control temper...

Okay 1st the milk and then I put the butter and then...

No! First it was milk and then the-- gr...

Stupid butter...

I checked the book again. Hey! This wasn't for strawberry cheesecake! This is for cheesecake! Just plain cheesecake!

Stupid book tricked me!

DIE!

I blew up the book, and the milk, and the butter, and the eggs.

How dare they!

I walked back over to my magazine and continued to admire the strawberry cheesecake.

I will get you my pretty...

For now I'll settle with some fern.

~END!

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