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Title: "The Surprise"
Authoress: Mistress Vamp ((mod2682@yahoo.com))
Pairing: Draco/Hermione
Summary: A certain blonde Slytherin has a surprise for our favorite know-it-all.
Rating: G for fluff
Disclaimer: JKR owns the "Harry Potter" fandom. Copyright infringement not intended. I am merely using the characters for my own pleasures. Please don't sue. I have nothing to give.
Feedback: Please be honest, but please don't be cruel. Constructive criticism is acceptable, but flaming is not.
Authoress Notes: This isn't beta read. Response to IATQO's Drabble Challenge #21. This is my first Draco/Hermione without Blaise in the mix. It's just dialogue, so I hope it doesn't suck too bad! LOL. Please be kind when critiquing :)
Word Count: 312 ((Does not include -- symbols or 'The End'))
Written on: January 29, 2005
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"No."
"Yes."
"No."
"Yes."
"Why?"
"Why not?"
"Because."
"Because?"
"Yes."
"You said yes."
"No."
"Yes you did."
"No I didn't."
"Yes you did."
"No. I said yes to because."
"For a know-it-all, your vocabulary is seriously lacking."
"Draco."
"Yes?"
"Shut up."
"No."
"Fine. Why on earth is it so important that I go to the common room?"
"Because."
"That's not an answer and you know it."
"Exactly."
"Oh, you!"
"So will you do it?"
"Argh! Fine! Yes! Whatever!"
"Good."
"Just tell me why."
"Because I said so."
"But, it's the Slytherin common room!"
"Exactly."
"I'm a Gryffindor."
"Must you remind me?"
"Oh, whatever. You're the one who asked me out, remember?"
"Yes."
"Gee, don't sound so disappointed."
"I'm not."
"Whatever."
"Come on. We're late."
"Lead the way."
"Fine."
"Draco, you don't have to drag me."
"Yes I do."
"I'm not going to run."
"You might."
"Why, Mr. Malfoy. If I didn't know better, I would say there was concern in your voice."
"Whatever."
"Draco."
"What?"
"What's the surprise?"
"Just wait and see."
"Fine."
"Salazar Snakes."
"Very original."
"Shut up."
"Sorry."
"SURPRISE!!!"
"Wha..."
"Hermione..."
"Yes?"
"You know that I love you, yes?"
"Um, yes?"
"And...you know that no matter what...I'll take care of you?"
"Of course. Draco...what's wrong?"
"Well, I was wondering..."
"Yes?"
"Once boy wonder over there wins the war and saves us all...and no comment from you, Potty..."
"Draco..."
"Yes?"
"Just tell me."
"Um...right...well, Hermione Granger, would you do me the honor of becoming Mrs. Malfoy?"
"Why, Draco, I hardly think marrying your father while he's married to your mother is honorable..."
"Hermione..."
"Yes?"
"Me, you bookworm. Would you marry me?"
"Why, Mr. Malfoy, I do believe this is the strangest proposal ever..."
"Granger..."
"Sorry. Of course, Draco. I will marry you."
"Fabulous."
"Now, does the soon to be groom get to kiss the soon to be bride?"
"Of course."
"Fabulous."
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The End