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Apollo was about to enter the bed chamber when he heard two voices, Starbuck's, his lover and Skylar's.
He listened.
"Suck it."
*"How?'*
"Stick it in your mouth."
*"Are you nuts! It's way too big!!"*
"Look you said you wanted to try this. And it's not too big. If Apollo can get it in his mouth, you can too."
*All right."*
"Don't bite it!! That's better. Well?"
*"It tastes funny."*
"Ahh, You just don't know a good thing when you have it in your mouth."
APOLLO BURST IN!!
"Hi Apollo, I was just showing Skylar how to smoke a fumarello.