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To Be Or To Have Been
By k1of7
k1of7@yahoo.com
He used to be... used to be something. He used to be gorgeous, to make ladies swoon - thanks to the size of his wallet, if not because of his good looks.
And now? He's just yet another fat guy, and he can't help comparing what he was to what he is seeing in the bathroom mirror.
Alan enters then, slimmer, younger - but he is no woman, and it's a good thing indeed to forget for a while what he has been, as pale arms wrap around his round stomach and hands reach down...
He still is, after all, Denny Crane.
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This isn't my story!! I was commenting on someone else's wonderful writing - only the last line about Shatner is mine!!
Who wrote this?
ah, yes! Shatner in any incarnation can make the world swoon!