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1. Battle Cry (or Your Momma) by Cousin Shelley (Cousin_Shelley)

   Fandoms: Van Helsing  

   • Explicit
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   04 Jun 2005

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   • Carl/Gabriel Van Helsing

   Summary

   TITLE: Battle Cry (or Your Momma)

   AUTHOR: Cousin Shelley

   FEEDBACK: Sure! csnshelley@yahoo.com

   FANDOM: Van Helsing

   WARNINGS: Slash

   NOTES: There's this little WonderfulAwfulHorrible meme going around LiveJournal called "What's your battle cry?" that sparked the following tragedy. Sairalinde 's battle cry was sufficiently funny that I tried it. Then she commented something to the effect of "Can't you just hear Carl saying that?" After reading the battle cries of several people on my friend's list, I found myself, against my will, imagining Carl saying most of them, in the context of one of my favorite movies. Remember when Robin William's character is trying to teach poetry and he gets an introverted student to blurt out 'sweaty toothed madman' in The Dead Poets' Society? *sigh*

   This is dedicated to, and completely blamed upon sairalinde. Her fault. Aim whatever things you throw in her direction, please. Though from what I understand, fruit will only encourage her.

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