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Men are from Mars, Women Are from Venus
by Jassy Coltrane
"Munch, what are you reading, Fin asked."
"Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus."
"Why the hell are you reading that crap?"
"Just brushing up on my romance skills."
"How are you going to brush up on your romance skills by reading that shite?"
"I'll have you know that women are fifty percent more likely to go out on a second date with you if they feel you are willing to get in touch with your feminine side."
"John, I hate to break it to you but in order to have to have that fifty percent that you are talking about you would have to get them to go out with your bony ass in the first place?"
"I'll have you know that I've been on five dates in the past month."
"Oh really?"
"Yeah."
"And how many of those dates were with the same person?"
"...... None. Thus the reason why I'm reading."
"I don't know Munch with your past luck with the female gender maybe you ought consider crossing over to the other side."
"Oh really, Munch says looking over the top of his glasses, are you offering?"
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