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‘I’ll never understand you choosing him.’
Steam from the cups wasn’t what was heating their faces.
'Yeah,nobody’ll ever get me with my sweet Ron-Ron.’
'But WE make sense.'Randy sipped some more chocolate.'Not you and him.’
'Of course we make sense.We’re besties forever.More peppermint?’
'That’d be great.No,we’re not ONLY beffs,you’re important to me,special.You’re….my guy.’
'I thought I was your boy.’
'Guy,boy,man,what’s the difference? I only wish you were with me.’
'Don’t tell Jerky that.’
'Oh,I love Chris TOO,don’t get me wrong,but we never forget our first crushes.’
'Randos,you’re weird.’
'This from a guy who wears jean shorts.On camera.’
'Randos!’
'Besides,Ron has something like Tourette’s,minus the super cussing.’
'Don’t say that!’
'I swear to you,when he opened the door,he called me 'There’s a snake in my boot!“
'That’s his way of playing.’
'Uffff.He needs meds.’
'He HAS meds.I refuse to drug him up.’
'SUCH a good friend.'Randy scoffed,bitterly.
'He turns mean doped up.I like my sweet,funny Ron-Ron.’
'Rebound Truth.’
'Better him than being married to a man that only had me for his young trophy wifesband.’
'Yeah,Taker was all wrong for you.’
'So you’re right?’
'I’m always right.’
'Quit joking.’
'I’m very serious.More than you can imagine,baby.’
'Randos…..sheesh….’
'And I’ll still NEVER understand you loving him.’
Christmas lights,bright,in their eyes.
'Nobody’ll ever understand.But it’s okay.'Cause I do and that’s what matters most.’