Title:Just One of Those Day

Author: thrillkill & vicky

Archive:Go right ahead

Fandom: Buffy/Angel/Highlander/Batman X-over

Rating:R

Disclaimer:If you know who someone is then we don't own them.

Warning:violence character death

Summary:Cordelia visit Xander, Buffy brings home a new friend from Gotham City, Giles needs help translating a stroll then things get weird.

Notes: Doyle not dead, Riley ran off with Ayna, and Bruce is for Batman Forever.**means thoughts ""means talking out loud.

One Of Those Day
by thrillkill & vicky

(Cordelia)on the road to Sunnydale

*I still can't believe how Angel reacted to me telling him I was going to Sunnydale to see Xander. That vampire weirdo got all protective over me and told me I shouldn't go. So I told him I was going regardless of what he said and he could go sit on a stake for all I care. Damn I need gas.I pull up to this gas station on the edge of town to get some. God this damn attendant slow, finally here he comes. Oh my god, is that Xander!*

"Hello miss can I help you?" he asked not looking at her.

"Yeah I need some gas dount boy." "Cordy!?" *Well he still looks so, so Xander.* "So Xander, I see that you've finally found your calling.

(Xander)

*God my life sucks. Just when I think i can't get any worst it does in the form of Cordelia Chase. God why can't I just get over her it has been over a year, and seeing her right now brings it all back. I could take her leaving but why did she have to go work for dead boy? I hate my job, and I hate the fact I'm stuck in my parents basement force to pay rent.*

(Cordelia)

*Why can't Xander get his life together?* "So Xander that uniform is just so you." "Gee, thanks Cordy. By the way how's that Bard Pitt wannabe you work for, still dramatic as ever?"

(Xander)

*Fuck I hat that guy, I wish I could tie Mr.. Tall, Dark and Broody Vampire to a chair and make him watch Barney till his brains boiled out. Yeah, that would be cool.

(Spike)

*I want this bloody chip out of my head, Buffy sure is looking good lately, oh what am I'm thinking about she's Slutty! The chip must be removed it's all its fault.

(Xander and Cordelia)

"You know what Cordy, I'm really hate the fact that you feel this need to bash me all the time. I'm done with this job, can you give me a ride home, please."

" Fine just put the gas in and don't get any grease any where!" And they are about to drive off when Cordelia tells Xander "You know you could do a lot better than Sunnydale and Willow"

"Don't forget about Buffy, and what is wrong with Willow? She's's been behind me though a
lot and where were you! You with that blood sucking nancy hair angst boy that where!"

"You ask me where you ask me where I've been I'VE BEEN---"

"Cordelia just shut up I don't want to hear it! Hey who's that guy with the sword?

(Evil Duncan)mutters to himself:

"I must find Methos. He must die, I need his power" He notice that he is being stared at,"HEY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU KIDS LOOKING AT!!!" Then he ask calmly,"By the way have you two seen a big nose freak named Adam Pierson?"

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(Giles)

On the phone:

"Yes, that is correct, I wish to speak with Adam Pierson. Hello Adam, it's Rupert."

"Hello Rupert what do you need now?"

"Well Adam I need help translating this scroll I just acquired and..."

"Let me guess you want me to come to Sunnydale to do that right?"

"Well yes, that would make things much easier don't you think?"

"You're lucky that I'm so close or else I wouldn't come. See you in about an hour." Giles to tell Adam thank you when he realized that and had hung up already.

(Adam)

Muttering to himself as he drives to Sunnydale: "Damn, I hate the Hellmouth, why do I always get asked to do such idiotic things and why do I agree?"

(Buffy)

A few cars back coming back from a much needed vacation. *I can't believe I'm bringing this freak back with me, and what kind of a place was that, dome vacation spot. Gotham City what a crappy town!* Buffy turns to talk to her passenger, "How can you stand that place? It's so dark and gloomy, much like my ex-boyfriend." she mumbles the last part to herself.

The dark haired passenger glared at her and said, "That happens to be my home, and if you give it half a chance the city would grow on you."

"Yeah, well it's still very icky and I really can't believe I spent my whole week worth of vacation there."

"Stop your bitching already, you didn't like it you left it so shut the fuck up and pay attention to the road. You annoying little sh..."

"Hey stop right there, you can't talk to me like that I'm the sl... no matter how much you're paying me to show you around Sunnydale! And if you have so much money why didn't you send someone to come here for you."

"I already told, that what I'm doing in Sunnydale is to important for me to hire someone to do it and the reason I hire you is that you were there and I needed someone who knows this town. So would you just shut up and drive."

(Bruce)

Rubbing his temples to try and ease his headache. *The nonsense this girl spews, I'd rather be in a cell with that fucking Riddler creep than spend any more time with this girl. Oh well all I have to do is find that boy before anyone else does. What is she going on about now? God! I should of sent Dick.

(Cordelia)

Driving down a road in Sunnydale. "Have I been away to long or was that guy even weird for Sunnydale?" "No, he was just weird. And what about that accent and hair who did he think he was a generic Jean-Claude Van Dame?"

"Any ways who do you think that Adam guy he was talking about is?"

"I don't know why don't we go see Giles and see what he thinks of that nut."

(Adam)

Knocking on Giles door. "Who's there?" "It's me Rupert, Just hurry up and open the bloody door!" "Oh! Yes, of course. My word Adam you look as if you haven't aged a day since I last saw ten years ago."

"No, Rupert it just that your vision has gotten that muck worse. So where is this thing that you need my brilliant mind to help you translate?"

"Oh, that yes it's around here somewhere."

(Xander)

Xander and Cordelia in front of Giles's house. "Xander who's car is that in the driveway."

"Why would I know it not like I'm not his fucking keeper."

"No, need to get rude," she tells him as she knocks on the watcher's door.

"Come in," Giles shouts as he goes back to talking to his guest; "I see what you mean Adam..." *No way this guy cannot be the Adam that the nut case was talking about can he? Well this is Sunnydale so only on way to tell for sure* "Adam as in Adam Pierson?"

(Adam)

*How the hell does this boy know my name? I'm sure I've never met before* "Why yes, should I know you?" "No, but we just ran into one of your little friends and he was looking for you, he seemed a little mad." *I wonder if it's Joe and finally wants ne to pay my bar bill?* "Rubbish! Boy nobody besides Rupert knows I'm here and..."

(Cordelia)

"Then how did you know your name and that you were a big nose freak?" *Ha! That shut him up and turned him a lovely shade of red*

"What did you call me?"

"I did call you anything your friend did."

"It can't be there is only one person who calls me that and that idiot is miles away."

"Let me guess, thinning hair, generic accent, sword any of this ring a bell?"

"What the hell is Duncan doing here!?"

(Evil Duncan)

Roaming the streets of Sunnydale cut off people's heads at random while yelling: "WHERE IS METHOS? WHERE IS THAT FUCKING COWARD HIDING? AND WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU LOOKING AT? YOU'RE HIDING ARE YOU? YOU ALL MUST DIE FOR THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!!!!"

(Buffy)

Almost to her dorm. "You know Bruce, you're kind of cute for a older looking guy."

"Please Buffy I am so out of your league that a cow has a better chance of flying to the moon on its own power then you have of getting with me."

"Wow that was harsh! And all I was trying to do was be nice, and by the way you are so not my type."

"Really and here I thought everyone was your type!"

"No jerk! I'm saving my self for Luke Perry, I know he'll come here someday that Kristy Swanson bitch can't keep him
forever."

"Think Buffy you have to help me find this boy."

"What boy?"

"He's the kind of guy most people would over look, and doesn't think very much of himself." "His name wouldn't be Angel would it?"

"No, his name is Alexander."

(Willow)

Happily walks into Giles's house. "Hey guys! Oh who's the cutie? Wait I like girls now. Anyways I just rented this movie 'American Pie' anyone want to watch it with me?"

The whole room yells out "No." "Fine then I'll go watch it with Tara!" Willow stormed out.

(Adam)

*That had to be one of the weirdest moments of my 5,000 year of living, well better finish this up so I can see what the hell that bloody highlander is up to.* "Rupert finished translating want to know what your scroll says?"

(Spike)

At Xander's place watching 'Passions'. *Oh that talking doll is so cute! I wonder what Buffy doing, hehehe, wish she was doing me. Bloody Hell not again! It that damn chip its messing with my mind it just has to be."

END OF PART TWO.