Title: Rampaging Libido Date: January 2002 Author: The Pimpernel Rating: At a guess PG13 for bad words, sexual situations. Summary: Our heroes with no control - never happen. Disclaimer etc. in part 1 Part 5 of 5 Paul started to fuss, he picked up what was left of his clothes and started up the stairs. He dumped his clothes in the basket and was about to go get Paul when Scully emerged from the bathroom. “I’ll get him, you shower and put some clothes on.” He sighed ‘yes ma’am, no ma’am three bags full ma’am.’ “Hey, you stole my shirt.” The fact that she’d been wearing his shirt suddenly clicked in his brain. Should he read anything into that? There’d been a lot of buttons on the kitchen floor so probably not. She looked cute in his shirt though, he smiled. When he came down from his shower suitable attired, Scully had almost finished preparing Paul’s bottle. Mulder’s stomach growled in sympathy causing Scully to turn towards him. Mulder shrugged sheepishly. “Here you feed Paul I’ll check on dinner.” Mulder’s ears pricked up as he accepted the bottle reflexively was he going to get some dinner then. Scully turned to the oven giving nothing away and checked the casserole. Then she busied herself with the salad. Mulder tried to concentrate on Paul but he was feeding contentedly giving Mulder plenty of opportunity to admire Scully’s ass… er… he meant grace, around the kitchen. She turned round just as he was mesmerised by the little jiggle she gave… the wet lettuce. Oops busted. Fortunately Paul was still feeding contentedly otherwise he could have been in trouble. Don’t make any playing house jokes, don’t make any playing house jokes. “What you cooking Scully it smells good?” His stomach gave loud secondary approval from the sidelines. “Lasagne. Are you hungry Mulder?” He nodded his head hopefully, he was probably setting himself up for a jibe here but he could live in hope. “You want me to take Paul now while you get your bit of dinner ready?” He sighed he knew it was too good to be true, he’d have to get his own dinner. “No. Fortunately I know the pizza delivery number by heart.” Her eyebrow went up “You don’t want lasagne? It’ll only be half an hour.” He nodded confused. “You promised me chocolate mousse for dessert Mulder. No chocolate mousse no lasagne.“ she pouted. Scully pouted. The penny dropped one of their conversations last night, he’d lost a few brain cells since then. “Ah chocolate mousse, my part of dinner. I didn’t realise you wanted that today.” “You said it was quick and easy but divine. We had a wager on it.” “We most certainly did. It’ll need to chill.” “You’ve got half an hour plus the time it takes to eat.” “Take Paul. I’ll get right on it.” Mulder scurried round the kitchen, rich dark chocolate, marshmallow, eggs, not so easy on the rum and a microwave. He blessed his memory and Josie, one of the girls he’d shared digs with in Oxford. He cast his mind back to that occasion, he and Josie had met at the front door both so engrossed in their own problems, her boyfriend had dumped her, Phoebe had just stabbed him through the heart, they hadn’t noticed each other until they collided on the door step. They had taken one look at each other and decided misery needed company. She’d hefted a bottle of rum under his nose and said I need comfort food, something more exotic than a bar of chocolate. She’d proceeded to make chocolate mousse the easy way using some of the rum. They’d eaten half the mousse while it was still runny and finished the bottle of rum and generally managed to get over the ‘hump’ together in a cloud of chocolate rum euphoria. A few weeks later she’d made the chocolate mousse again so he could try it set and told him it wasn’t the way to a woman’s heart but it might open a door or two. What he did once the door was open was entirely up to him. Surprisingly whenever he had a taste of rum now it didn’t bring back bad memories of Phoebe but of a shared experience with a friend. They hadn’t even talked about their problems. As she’d taken a swig of the rum and offered it to him, she’d said ‘Girl trouble?’ he’d nodded and said ‘boy trouble?’ she’d nodded. They’d said ‘bastards’ together, that had caused them to laugh at each other. He taken a swig of the rum then handed it back. They’d never discussed it beyond that. They’d talked all evening he couldn’t recall what but a bottle of rum and a chocolate mousse later the world wasn’t quite such a miserable place. Scully almost chuckled as Mulder scampered round the kitchen. In someways Mulder behaved like any other man. Offer food to get good behaviour, offer sex and he agreed to anything. Obviously a sweeping generalisation it probably only worked ninety percent of the time. A little wicked part of Scully grinned evilly to itself. No she couldn’t do that. They needed to talk and come to some mutual, rational decisions. They’d start after dinner and she wouldn’t think about a bare chested Mulder covered in chocolate mousse and her licking it off. No. No she wouldn’t. The after dinner talk never happened. She’d tasted the mousse. It wasn’t a soft light mouse, it was sticky and chocolatey and rummy and she had to admit heavenly. She was trying hard not to squirm out of the bet, she believed in fair play but she couldn’t quite believe she’d agreed to a naughty story. About her. To the King of Porn. He’d laugh at her somewhat docile naughty stories. It’s not that she’d never been game, just cautious and she’d attracted fairly conservative boyfriends and lovers. Either that or complete psychopaths. And she wasn’t sure she was ready for such personal revelations yet. Then again left to her own devices she probably never would be. She looked at Mulder. He was waiting patiently, not pushing on this. He was prepared to drop it. She knew he would let her off the hook after a bit of teasing but that wouldn’t be fair. Scully liked to play fair. She took a deep breath and prepared to be mortified. But was saved by the phone. It was Bill, damn her mother for never keeping anything from the family. She went to take it upstairs, giving her some privacy and leaving Mulder the television. She saw Mulder smirking at her in some amusement at the irony of Bill saving her from the story telling. Truth be told she probably rather face Mulder than Bill at the moment. By the time she’d finished her conversation with Bill she was exhausted. She laid her head back on the bed to give herself a few minutes respite blowing out a huge breath of air. She closed her eyes for just a minute. Mulder found her dead to the world. He removed her shoes and covered her with a blanket, smoothing the hair from her face tenderly before heading for bed himself. The following morning was hectic as Scully got called in for a consult on an autopsy. Mulder stayed at home with Paul. He was still on compassionate leave. When Scully came back in the evening Mulder had cooked - again. Nothing special but he’d made the effort and not ordered in. Scully was secretly surprised and pleased. She’d been on her feet all day again. She was looking in on Paul while rolling her shoulders and rubbing her neck. Mulder came up behind her with a glass of wine for her. “I don’t usually drink wine as an every day occurrence Mulder,” she said taking it from him. “You should, it’s recommended. It’s full of antioxidants. One glass a day has proven beneficial effects on the heart. Paul’s been good today, hardly fractious at all. He’s almost into a pattern.” Scully smiled “That’s good, just in time for him to start teething and screw the pattern up again.” “Oh. Your shoulders stiff?” “Yes and my feet ache,” she hesitated “I don’t suppose there’s a massage left in the free sample?” “I think you’ve used up the free sample Scully.” Scully nodded her head in understanding, in resignation. She had no idea where to go now, she just couldn’t sort her own feelings out. It ought to be so simple, yes or no but she was dithering. Mulder saw her dilemma, he had no intention of letting her back out or pushing her too fast but he did need to know they were moving forward. He’d made some progress he knew, just the fact that she was here, prepared to stay and not bolt home after a bad day was proof of that. She’d tested the waters, got her feet wet and not found it unacceptable. Actually he suspected she’d slipped off the side and got completely immersed, scrabbled out again, stood on the side dripping and then decided that it actually wasn’t that bad. Jumped back in, found herself out of her depth and scrabbled out again. Now he had to entice her down to the shallow end. Come on in Scully the water’s lovely. Once he’d got her in the water he’d worry about enticing her to the deep end. “If you want a better sample you have to get the trial size now.” “Trial size?” she asked curiously. “One you have to buy into but you usually get coupons towards buying the full product.” “Buy into?” she asked momentarily perplexed. Then she realised he meant some form of commitment but not the whole enchilada. Could she do that? Tentatively her mind wrapped itself round the idea. Scully nearly dropped her wine when Mulder started massaging her shoulders and she certainly couldn’t prevent the blissful moan as his fingers started to unknot her muscles. Mulder smiled at his success. “Come and lie down. I’ll give you a back rub and a foot massage. Then you can have a relaxing bath while I finish dinner.” Scully wanted to protest as he propelled her towards her bedroom, but she wasn’t quite sure what she was objecting to except that this level of attention was uncomfortable, unexpected. Despite the fact she’d asked. Before she could get her thoughts together he had her sat on the bed, her shoes off and was rubbing her feet while kneeling at her feet. It was blissful. “Mulder, my feet probably smell, I’ve been on my feet all day and…” she tried to pull her foot away. “I’ll live” and carried on massaging. Scully put her drink down and flopped back on the bed. Some part of her mind was sounding alarm bells but they were drowned out by the sighs of contentment. Mulder said nothing but carefully watched her face for signs of discomfort. When he finished her feet he stood up and touched her shoulder to get her to turn over. Scully bit her lip in indecision. “Mulder we need to talk.” “Sure, later, after dinner when you’ve put the day behind you.” He raised his eyebrows at her and nudged her shoulder again. Scully was still undecided but something nagged inside to give in gracefully. Mulder was being kind and attentive she should take advantage of it now. It would probably wear off once they were married. Oh God married. She turned over before she went too far down that track. She still had her jacket on, it would be better to take it off, but she was going for safety right now. He’d discovered her sensitive back and once again her libido was already up and prowling. As Scully rolled over her libido had in fact rolled out of her bed and was looking at the new barricade that Rational Scully had erected in her door way this time. It looked like a filing cabinet. As Mulder started to massage Scully’s shoulders her libido pushed at the barricade experimentally. When Mulder finished with her shoulders he started to stroke her back. Scully’s Libido stepped back as far as she could then barrelled forward into the barricade. It tipped forward and seemed to hang in the balance momentarily before crashing forward onto the floor. Scully’s Libido clambered over the debris with a smug smile. “We said that yesterday Mulder. We can’t keep ignoring it.” Mulder dragged himself and his libido away from Scully. “I know. Go have your bath Scully.” “You not going to bathe me Mulder?” Scully’s Libido was now wagging her tail standing in front of Mulder’s Libido, ready to play. “Don’t tempt me. I’m going to finish dinner” he squeaked trying to back out of the bedroom. Fortunately this time he had attached his libido’s chain to a stake in the ground. It wasn’t getting out of control this time. Scully was removing her jacket. Mulder’s Libido was barking excitedly at the end of his chain. “I’ll start running the water for you.,” he said as he bolted into the bathroom. He tried not to think of Scully undressing in the next room. His libido was now yelping excitedly and running round in little circles trying to get off the chain. Mulder was so lost in his thoughts that he didn’t escape the bathroom before Scully came in dressed only in a silk robe. She was slightly surprised to see him there thinking he had escaped to the kitchen. Rational Scully was giving Scully’s Libido a serious talking to. We need to wait, this doesn’t solve anything, it just clouds the issue, makes things more complicated. Scully’s Libido looked at Rational Scully as if considering her words then having lulled Rational Scully into a moment’s complacency Scully’s Libido dashed round her and started to dig at the stake holding Mulder’s Libido chained. Mulder’s Libido had other plans however, it didn’t care if it was chained so long as Scully’s Libido was close enough to touch, lick, nip, frolic and play. Rational Mulder saw his libido out of control again. Well he could try and break this up or he could just adjust to the new rules. He’d just have to accept this overwhelming attraction he had to Scully and while it was new and exciting he was going to have trouble controlling it. He laughed at the irony of new and control, there was nothing new about his attraction to Scully and he’d been controlling it for years. He just couldn’t fight two libidos. Well if you couldn’t beat them might as well join them. At least he might stop his libido getting its ass kicked again. Some time later the libidos lay collapsed side by side. Mulder’s Libido was at least the right way up this time but it was panting heavily and was too tired to raise its ears let alone its head. And this time Scully’s Libido was at least looking tired although she did have her head raised and the tip of her tail could still manage a wag. She was looking a lot sleeker now but she still had loads of stored energy. Rational Scully looked on. She was somewhat disconcerted by what she saw. Although she’d had no control over the libido she had been secretly proud of the fact that it had stuffed Mulder’s Libido. Twice. But now Mulder’s Libido had reinforcements. Well two could play at that game. Next time…. Oh God next time. It would happen again, there was no use trying to deny it. Unless she was prepared to pack it all in and move to the other side of the country. She ran that through her head a couple of times, no, not going to happen. There was going to be a next time, and another and another. So time to scheme. Scully swam towards the deep end, the water felt wonderful. “Mulder we’re not solving anything here.” Somehow they’d ended up on her bed, soaking wet she might add. “Oh I don’t know Scully. I guess we’ve established that we are sexually compatible” he grinned at her. “Mulder…” “Scully, we’ll work it out. We always do. We’ve been friends, close friends for years. We know how. And I’m ready, able and willing.” She gave him a sceptical look. “Well not quite this minute, but I love you, I want this to work, I need this to work. Do we really need to go through everything point by point?” “Mulder… it’s just that, well some things will change and I know that’s not necessarily a bad thing but there are things you do that I can accept as part of a friendship but which I would find difficult to cope with in a more intimate relationship.” He looked questioningly at her. “You know I’m a private person, but to do this I have to open up more, I’m more vulnerable… you could… you might…” “It would be very easy for either of us to hurt the other, we know enough, we are close enough and sometimes we will despite our best intentions. Now I know you know that I would never hurt you deliberately, so you must be thinking of something I might do impulsively?” She nodded. “I can’t change my nature Scully.” “I know.” “I can control it… occasionally.” They both smiled at that. “There are times I’m going to do something that pisses you off, despite how hard I try to remember I now have responsibilities other than to myself. And no doubt we’ll argue, especially to start with as we both jockey for our own space but you can call me on it Scully. You can even set me penance.” At her raised eyebrow. “So long as it involves make up sex. I succumb to your domestic despotism and submit to whatever forfeits you give me,” he teased. She narrowed her eyes at him but inwardly sighed. He was right they’d just have to suck it and see, now there’s a thought. And the make up sex - oh the possibilities, however she kept her face neutral as she said. “In that case, as we don’t have a kennel, it’ll have to be a month’s worth of laundry. And I believe you were about to slave over dinner while I have a long leisurely relaxing bath.” His shoulders slumped and his face dropped but his eyes still twinkled. He got up and slouched towards the door saying “Condemned to a life of culinary drudgery.” The hairbrush caught him on the ass as he walked out. He yelped and turned back towards her narrowing his eyes. “And don’t put your clothes back on just wear the frilly apron.” He picked up the hairbrush and stalked towards her. “Mulder…” she said warningly “You said you’d accept the penance.” She tried to dodge round him as he rushed her but his arms were too long. She squealed as he caught her round the waist, hugging her to him. “Mulder let me go!” she squirmed. “Should we be discussing disciple relationships Scully?” he said waving the hairbrush in front of her face. “No!” she wriggled and squirmed to get away from him. “Let me go Mulder or so help me I’ll hurt you! And you’re supposed to be submitting to my will.” “True, but I did say I was bound to do things wrong in the beginning. It’ll give you chance to test your penance setting abilities.” He dropped to the bed bending Scully over his knee in one fluid movement. There was an ear shattering squeal. “Mulder don’t you dare!” she threatened, then realised that was a mistake. “You’re daring me Scully?” he said stroking a hand over her buttocks. He knew he was taking his life in his hands if Scully took this seriously, he was praying her sense of humour would assert itself. “No. No let me go you great…” He patted her bottom in a warning gesture. “But you have such a tempting butt Scully.” he ran his hand over her again before bringing her upright and setting her on her knees beside him. “Kiss and makeup?” he grinned mischievously. Scully scowled indignantly then caught up with the moment. They’d been so tense and serious around each other. There was more to life than that. There were teasing, happy moments, there’d be soft, gentle loving moments, frenzied passionate moments, angry screaming moments, pissed off irritated moments and just plain common or garden peaceful content moments. She smiled as she leaned in to kiss him. “Okay.” It was easy really, she just had to believe! The End part 5 of 5 Author’s note: The quote How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of Being and ideal Grace. I love thee to the level of everyday's Most quiet need, by sun and candlelight. I love thee freely, as men strive for Right; I love thee purely, as they turn from Praise. I love thee with the passion put to use In my old griefs, and with my childhood's faith. I love thee with a love I seemed to lose With my lost saints,--I love thee with the breath, Smiles, tears, of all my life!--and, if God choose, I shall but love thee better after death. How do I Love Thee? Elizabeth Barrett Browning (1770-1850)