Mulder laughed and resumed his seat on the desk, "Sorry, Si...Walter. I tend to get a bit exuberant at times." He folded his arms across his chest, "Sorry." He began to gnaw on his thumbnail again, taking time to regain his train of thought. "Seriously, it would be of great help to know your family history. Which of your ancestors purchased the bedroom furniture? Where and when?" He moved on without waiting for an answer, "I'd like your permission to consult a psychic, Walter. This man is a personal friend and completely trustworthy, Sir." Standing he headed toward the door, "Get some sleep and I'll talk with you later this evening." He whipped back to face the desk, "May I have your house keys, Walter?" Grinning again Mulder explained, "Keiren always insists on an initial walkthrough without the client present. He prefers to absorb the atmosphere of the surroundings, devoid of the emotions and perceptions of the person who requested his services." Mulder glanced at his watch, "We'll wait for you at the apartment. Say, eleven o'clock?" I fished in my pants pocket for my key ring, fixing Mulder with a baleful stare, "You're sure about this Keiren? You, I trust implicitly but Keiren I don't know from Adam. I have never laid eyes on him. Hell, I don't even know his last name." Mulder laughed, easily catching the key I tossed at him. "Keiren is true blue, Walter. I'll swear on my good name, just like you did earlier. Okay?" He turned back toward the door, "Eleven it is, Walter." I stopped him, just as his fingers wrapped around the doorknob, "So, uhm...Mulder? Is Keiren going to divine the location of my apartment? Otherwise, maybe you'd like to wait while I write out the directions?" Mulder had the good grace to blush as he turned back toward the desk a final time. "Uhm...directions? Yes, sir, it would probably be a good idea to wait for directions." Mulder blushed brighter and fidgeted as his thumbnail snaked quickly back toward his teeth. I idly wondered whether Mulder had a problem with thumb sucking as a child and then immediately decided some serious sleep time was in order. I jotted the directions and address of my building on a scrap of paper, "There is an underground parking garage and elevator to the lobby. I'm on the second floor, Apartment 2C. You'll have to be buzzed in." Handing the paper to Mulder, I concluded, "I'll call ahead and let the concierge know to expect you and...Keiren." * * * * * * * * * * * * Ambassador Hotel, Washington, D.C. I checked into the Ambassador Hotel less than an hour after Mulder left my office. A company expense account does have its uses. Luckily, I had managed to stay awake long enough to ask the bellhop to have my suit pressed and shoes shined. I took a long hot bath in the decadently enormous porcelain tub before climbing naked between the clean crisp sheets of the king-sized bed. I must have fallen asleep the very instant my head hit the pillow. When I regained consciousness at approximately 9:30 that same evening, I had fresh clothing as well as a fresh outlook on life. Dressing quickly, I ignored my rumbling stomach. I would barely have time to make Crystal City by eleven if I took the freeway. Maybe if traffic cooperated, I could manage a drive-through burger to eat while I watched Keiren and Mulder exorcise my new apartment as the dinner show. On the drive to Virginia, I became self-conscious about Mulder and his friend wandering around my apartment. Had they searched through my personal things? Were they making long distance calls on my telephone, or renting pornographic movies on my cable account? I reached to turn on the radio, feeling stupid and vaguely disloyal by entertaining such thoughts. Mulder was a professional, trained at Quantico and fully capable of behaving himself without direct supervision. He had been kind and supportive when I had burdened him with my problem and leapt at the opportunity to help. Even if I did not know this Keiren character, Mulder vouched for him. He had sworn an oath and assumed my trust, by bringing a stranger into my home. Unfortunately, all my justifications and reasoning did nothing to alleviate my fears. I still had visions of Mulder and his friend sitting on my couch dialing those 1-900-SPANK-ME numbers that I always see advertised on late night television. A.D. Skinner's Apartment, Crystal City, VA I entered my apartment with the aide of the concierge and a passkey. Not knowing what to expect, I carried the sack of burgers to the kitchen and placed them on the table, still finding no signs of Mulder or the psychic's presence. Opening the refrigerator, I snagged a bottle of Guinness before making my way to the master bedroom. I knocked softly on the open door announcing my presence, "Agent Mulder? Have you managed to solve the mystery?" Mulder turned to me and smiled. He was standing just outside the open closet door, "No, not yet, Walter." He stuck his head inside the closet, "Keiren? Come out and meet my boss." A short, wiry man stepped out of the closet and blinked at me with the most intensely blue eyes I had ever seen. He appeared to be around thirty and stood no more than 5'6". He was thin enough to box as a bantamweight, so I would guess Keiren weighed maybe 130 pounds soaking wet. "Hullo, I'm Keiren Duinne. It's nice to meet you, Mr. Skinner." I extended my hand and smiled, "Nice to meet you too, Keiren. Please call me Walter." Stuffing his fists into his jeans pockets, Keiren vigorously shook his sandy blonde head. "Sorry, Walter, I don't shake hands. I'm a touch clairvoyant." I withdrew my hand promptly and nodded as if I actually understood what this whipcord thin Irishman was talking about, "No problem." I took a drink of ale to cover the awkward silence and glanced at Mulder. "Thanks for suggesting a hotel, Mulder. I slept like a rock for the first time in a week." I nodded my head toward the door, "I brought some food. Nothing fancy, just burgers-but they are hot. There is cold ale in the ice box, if either of you are interested." Both men nodded and headed toward the hallway. Mulder smiled as he passed me, "Thanks, Walter. Keiren and I have been busy. Neither of us thought ahead about dinner." I led the way to the kitchen, "Grab a chair. Who wants Guinness?" I pulled two more bottles of ale from the fridge and placed them on the table. Mulder passed out the sandwiches and we tore into our food. We ate in silence, nodding or pointing if we needed a napkin or condiment. Finally, I leaned back in my chair and glanced back and forth between the two men, "So, what have you been doing all this time?" Keiren wiped his lips primly with a paper napkin and placed it back on the table, "I've been getting to know the essence of your home, Walter." He smiled mysteriously and helped himself to another bottle of ale. "For the most part, the apartment is peaceful; the entire building in general, for that matter." He sat down, resting his elbows on the table, "But your bedroom is another place altogether." He stared at me intently, his blue eyes gleaming with an inner light, "That closet is the most chaotic and evil place I have ever encountered." "You're preaching to the choir, Keiren. Each night when I wake up to see those red eyes staring back at me I feel like running from the room screaming at the top of my lungs." I blushed after making such a cowardly admission. Mulder climbed from his chair and fetched the last two bottles of Guinness, setting one in front of me. "I thought Keiren was going to do just that when he opened the closet door, Walter." He nodded at his friend, "He jumped back so fast he bumped right into me." Mulder laughed gently to take the sting from his words and rubbed the end of his nose, pretending it still smarted. I smiled at Keiren and reached to clink the neck of my bottle against his, "A man after my own heart." Keiren smiled back easily, nodding toward the bottle, "In more ways than one, Walter. Tell me, how did you come to acquire a taste for such a fine Irish brew?" I sipped at my ale before replying, "Both my parents were first generation Americans. My mother's people are from England and my Dad's folks from Scotland. Since no red blooded Brit would be caught dead drinking the piss America passes off for beer, Guinness stout was the one and only spirit allowed in my mother's home. Well, that and a single bottle of Jameson's each Christmas Eve." Keiren chuckled again, "Irish stout and Irish whiskey? You said your old Da was a Scot?" I laughed along with Keiren, "Yeah. Dad said that whisky made in Scotland has too much of a smoky flavor. Has something to do with the way they dry the malted barley. I really don't know the details. He liked the Irish better, so Jameson's is what I drank whenever I could sneak a sip here and there. Once I got older, I just never bothered to try any other brand." Keiren laughed and tipped his bottle at me, "Well, your old man raised you to have good taste in liquor, Walter. That's good enough for me." Mulder cleared his throat, indicating the dinner conversation was about to come to an abrupt halt. He stared at me, his eyes sparkling, "So, Walter. Tell us where the bedroom furniture came from. We need some sort of a clue, here."