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New stories! Phone Sex! Music Vids! Satire Forever!

Temaris, Claire
aka TLC

Disclaimer: We don't own any of the fandoms listed herein. we're not even going to attempt to list the fandoms we managed to drag into these poor, unsuspecting fics. We can only apologise to the Producers, writers, casts, crews and general public, and assure them that if anyone is making any money out of this, it sure isn't one of us lot...

TLC <3 Walter                       TLC <3 Squidge