Has Anyone Seen Jim?
by Patt Paulos-Darrow
Oh Rafe, have you seen Jim?
Please help me locate him.
Brown, do you know where he has been?
I need to know, I have to know where and when.
Simon, have you heard from him today?
And when you did, did he have anything special to say?
Megan, please help me, I need to find my other half.
I am wanting and needing, have to show him my staff. {LMAO}
Rhoda have you had any calls from him as yet?
I know you are wondering who in the hell wins the stupid bet.
Well, whoever wants, it doesn't matter to me.
I just need to find him soon, I just have to see.
Rafe do you want to know what it is like?
Let me tell you about it as we walk, what a hike.
Brown are you still wondering if it is really true?
It is, it is and I am so happy it was me and not you.
Simon do you still respect us now that you know?
Does it make any difference to you, who I blow?
And does anyone really want to know who is on top?
Simon please tell me to shut-up, please tell me to stop.
I want him bad, I have to fill him to his core.
I live for his screams, of "come on Chief, give me more,"
As for the bottom or the top, well, it goes both ways.
It just depends on our moods on the very days.
Now if you all have any questions, come on ahead, and shoot.
And I kid you not, you had not ever call the big guy a fruit.
Call him many things, call him what you will.
But you can't call him yours, I have to get my fill.
All right you guys and gals, come on, and help me find the big hot stud.
Oh there he is, heading in, my heart just took a big old thud.
Be still my heart, be still my cock.
When I get a hold of him, his world, I will Rock.
Oh man he sees the look in my eyes, he knows that everyone knows.
But I will tell him they don't care who we want to blow.
I will fill him up like I have never done before.
And I will do this on the bathroom floor.
He will be so surprised as I push him in the can.
As this happens, Simon says to all, come pay the man. {!}
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