oh the roused Mulderslut has a grand appetite
oh the spry Mulderslut is the ultimate pet:
oh the sly Mulderslut will get all he can take
and so ends my paen to the dear Mulderslut
Long live the Mulderslut!!!!
Ode to a Mulderslut
by The Spike
oh the wild Mulderslut is a fabulous beast
from its lust-hazed eyes to its lickable feet
it'll hump any creature it happens to meet
and then offer its love-rod to friends for a treat!
you can pet it and stroke it and fuck it all night
and you might just be tempted to tie it up tight
but a loose Mulderslut is a wanton delight
he'll be Arthur for Alex; with Scully, he's het
with Walter he's sort of a flaming...brochette?.............
see the M!slut you ask for's the M!slut you get!
he will angle for frottage; he is SO on the make.
he will beg, flaunt and wriggle and all for fuck's sake.
and yet strangely, with Scully, he can't get a break.
and his Mulderlipped pout and the lush Mulderbutt
and to Mulderorgasms to the point of near-glut
and the way he saved Te from her 'angst and tears' rut.
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