Finishing Moves I Mr Ass by The Spike "Uh Mulder, I hate to be the one to tell you this, but... uh... it's fake." "That's not the point, Alex." "Well, what is the point?" "Sex, is the point. Big sweaty men indulging in violent sublimation of their homoerotic needs is the point." "Why would I want to watch that on TV when I can get all the violent sublimation I need right here at home?" "Hey, I stopped sublimating sex for violence months ago." "So? What—you're missing the violence?" "Maybe. Maybe it just turns. My. Crank." "I'll turn your crank, baby. Just let me get my hands on your handle." "Asshole." "Or your—hey, hey, watch that thing. It's not even paid for yet. I... oh... oh, now you don't have to get... oh. Oh. Oh, yeah. Yeah, may—maybe you do..." spike21@home.com Finishing Moves II: The Money Shot

Disclaimer: uh, Mulder & Krycek belong to CC & Fox & 1013. 'Titantron' and 'Mr. Ass' belong to Titan and Vince 'Mr. McMahon' McMahon. Rating: R Summary: Out of the dark caves of one of my other, less socially acceptable, obsessions comes... Author's notes: This is what happens when you write too much angst. I unabashedly stole the form from Nonie's "Ze Von I Love" series and a certain Te-sweetie didn't run screaming when the bad egg hatched. Which is not to say it isn't my fault, cuz it is back to top

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