"You KIlled my father and Sculyies sister you
ratbasterdassholecocksuckingmotherf
uckingasswipesonofabitch.......motherfuckingratbastardyou!" Muder immeadly
screams.
"Oh brother" is all Alec has time so say as Mueller immeadly began beating
the shit out of him.
" Fox...Fox.." Alex repeats breaking Mulda from his concentrated
assault."Okay, I've had my required ritual brutalization. Can we fuck now ? I
'm honier than a fly on a bulls sticky ass."
As Mulder gazed in to Alex's beautiful sea-green eyes ...no ..no sparkiling
emerald jade ....no..twinkling hazal-green... wait... lumiscent
green-gray...or maybe turquiose..no... teal green.. shit .....how about
pond-water fucking green eyes. He felt desire spark. He immeadly threw Kricek
to the ground and pushed his glistening 9'inch cock at Krcheck hot hole.
"Wait!" Wait! Kycheck screeches " What the fuck happened to my clothes?? I
'm fucking nakid!!"
"Who cares" Muder yells back and again precedes to push his meaty 9 and a
half inch and growing cock into the puckered opening.
" Wait " Krycheck screeches again
" Krcheck, I'm gonna hit you on principle" Mullder growls
" Lube ..we need lube" Kycheck states and precedes to pull out his 5 lbs
traveller's size convenience carry ' for those days when you''re feeling dry'
KY Liquid .
" Oh my love stud, I almost forgot...I could have hurt you... I'm so
sorry .I am a knave, A souless fiend. I will rid you of my foul
presense."Muder whispers with dejected agony and pulls his gun from his
shoulder holster and places against his temple " I am not fit to live, I-
"Oh can it, Mulder!! I do not have time for your fucking insatiable
guilt!! I'm trying to get fucked here!" Krycheck exclaims in frustration.
"Hey! I wasn't finished with my literary composition in the form of a
tragic soliloquy" Muldar declared in annoyance" I've been practicing that
monologe for a bloody week!!"
" Practice on this!!"Krychik demanded and grabbed his cock with his two
fingers.
As Mullder gazed a Krycheck 2 inch pole, he felt a wave of tenderness. While
the cock was no longer than a pinky finger the head was the size of a plump
tennis ball making it look like a wilted top-heavy mushroom on steroids.
"Oh love nuts, you are like a spring breeze on a hot summers day "Mullder
annouced with frenzied passion. " Aroused w/ white—hot desire
Muder kissed Krcheck with bold demanding
passion. Tongues dueled in moisted carvarans .The kiss was hard and commandng
.Krchek lips trembled and shivered in fear as the bold oh so masculine Muder
pludered his moisted depths and swallowed his achingly sweet soft cry.Krcheck
tremble in with timidity at his first kiss. His aching womanhood became
moisted with esctasy. His bosoms heaved in virginal passion.....oh shit
..wait.... wrong story.........
As Kychek gazed into Mulder's brilliant hazel-emarald eyes..no
...glimmering chesnut green-blue...no.. aw...the hell with it.... fucking
diarrhea green-brown eyes. Krcheck cock thrumed like roaring engine .His
pulsing cock weeped like a leaky faucet." Oh Fox, baby.. now! Now!! "Alec
cryed in agitatation
Mullder pushed his 10 inch automatically lubed condom-free cock at Kycheck
hot knob of love.
"OH! YES!! FUCK! Harder..ohhhhh HARDER baby ..That's it baby! Just like
That!!" Alex roared in esctasy
" Alex....ALEX !!" Mulder interupted Krychck's bashee howl
"What?" Kycheck demanded in irratation. "I'm on a roll here!"
"I haven't even got in yet!!" Muder yells in anger " That's fucking WHAT!!"
" oh ....Well, what the fuck are you waiting for ??" Alec shoutsback in
bafflement "We got a schedulle to keep!"
"Just shut the fuck up you ratbastardmotherfucker and bring that vigorious
hairless, rippling muscled pilliar of insaitable strentgh able-bodied...
(and did I say hairless ?) flesh of masculinity back over here and kneel
before your god!"
"Oh fuck yeah Mulder! You the MAN baby!! "Allex quivered in excitement
Mudler once again positioned his 11 and a half inch man tool at Alec heated
rosebud and slowly pushed into that tunnel of love.
" Finally...." Muder moaned in esctasy. " Oh yea—"
" I see you started without me" a deep voice interuptes the moment of passion
"What the Fuck!?" squeaks a startled Mulder " Skinner!?!"
"Skinner !!" Kryceck happily yells and immeadly throws himself into his
arms" Where the hell have you been. I've been trying to keep Mr. Expanding
Cock here occupied for as long as I could ."
" What the hell is going on hear!!!" Muder demanded." Krycheck
youtraitorousrat—bastardmotherfuckingassharecocksuckingbitch—"
Muleder is startled into silence as a whip cracks over head " Mulder, it
time you learn control, its time for you to learn discipline." Skinner calmly
speaks "And I'm gonna to teach it to you.
" Oh fuck ..here we go with this shit again".Muder rolled his eyes in
exasperation. "Skinner you need a fucking hobby and Who in the hell let you
in here? If you haven't noticed this M/K fan fiction .....
" Actually its centered around Krycheck..." interrupts Alex "...and
whomever I decide to fuck—"
" Shut the hell up motherfuckingratbastard" Muelder shouts " ....as I
was saying I do not want or need a daddy. What the fuck is wiht that shit
anyway!!! Do u like gettin your ass spanked?? Hell no!! so why the fuck would
I ?? And while were on the subject why the hell am I allways on the bottom
when we fuck. I sure you could do with a good pounding every once in a while
Skiner.....Skinner?"
Skinker gazed at Muder with dazed stupified amazement " My god
you beautiful when your angry. Muilder..You lips....Your lips are like the
two ripe melon—"
" What!!?? Did you here a fucking word I said—" Muder screeched.
" Mulder you out of character... " Shaking out of his stuper Sinner
demands "Kneel and worship the alter of Eros"
" Oh fuck, if it gets you out of hear any faster...and then I can really
fuck my one true love noodle" says Muder as he get down on his knees and
unzipps Skinner slacks. Dizzy at the sudden pain in his head and fealing
like he had been hit with a ton of bricks Mulder woozily falls to the floor .
"What the fuck did you hit me for!!??" Muder whines in misery he gazed up
at Skinner blushing face.
"I-I guess I should have warned you...." Skinner gestured downward in
embrassment Mulder gaped up in astonishment at the glistening mammoth 17"
inch man tool bobbing in over his head'
"Oh Fuck no!! You are not fucking me with that..that..thing!! Alex!!!"
Mudler yelled. "Get your shitt and let's go! "
"Where are we are goi—" Alec askes.
"Who fucking cares!! I not staying here to be ploughed by fucking Derby
Dick here!!" Mulder belowed in irriation. " Let's go Alex!"
"But—" Skinner protested
" Don't you say a fuckikng word " Muder yelled as he bypassed Skinner .
Grabbing Alex he jerked him out the door.
" But...." Skinner protested again to the empty room
Mulder went to Scullies apartment. Angry by Muder and Alec's tale of
Long John Skinner she immeadly forgave Alecfor killing her sister. MUlder and
Alex moved in with Scully.. They had a three way marriage and lived happily
ever affter.
The Fucking End...... Thank GOD!!!
Caricature
by Osi
As Mulder entered his apartment and felt a presence he immeadly knew it
was Alex Krcheck. Never mind it could have been one of many people that
wanted to kkidnapp and torture him.
