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Wet and Wired
by Gaby


The water parted steadily, pushed aside by powerful strokes of strong arms and muscled legs, a lithe body cutting through the liquid and leaving rippling waves behind.

Mulder loved to swim, it invigorated and freed him.

Running helped him solve problems. He was able to lose himself in them, the steady pounding of his feet on concrete drumming a rhythm that helped his mind come up with solutions. It also exhausted him, helped him get sleepy.

Swimming, on the other hand, freed his mind, let it wander aimlessly, helped him remember this and that. He indulged in fantasies, entertained idle thoughts, while his body got a work-out that invigorated instead of tired. After a swim, Mulder often felt his battery had recharged. Especially when, at the same time, his mind was filled with new, also invigorating thoughts.

This time, his thoughts wandered aimlessly until they settled on that one particular incident, where young Agent Krycek, clad in a horrible suit and with his hair gelled back, had come to a swimming pool to collect him to help negotiate the Duane Barry case.

God, he had had the hots for the younger man since the first time he had laid eyes on him. Not that he had given Krycek any indication but...well, Mulder sure had a handful of indecent fantasies involving the junior agent. Despite bad suit and gelled hair, Mulder thought, chuckling to himself as he made a professional tuck and turn and started lap 20.

And he had seen the way Krycek had looked at him, the looks he was giving him still when he thought Mulder wasn't looking. Oh, he would never forget the way the green eyes had widened in appreciation when they had seen the older man's basket. Yessiree, he had seen the way Krycek was trying very hard not to stare as Mulder had climbed out of the Hoover pool. There was no way the other man wasn't interested himself. Green and skippy or not, but Krycek had a nice tight ass which caused Mulder's cock to twitch even in the cool water.

He was trying to decide whether to push for 25 laps, not having anything planned for the rest of the evening anyway, when he suddenly felt eyes on him. Mulder couldn't help the feeling that he was being watched, he was too paranoid not to. Since he knew he was the only one in the pool area, he grew suspicious.

Slowing down, Mulder raised his head and looked around inquiringly. At first, he didn't see anything or anyone...until his eyes found another person standing close to the steps leading out of the pool, holding his towel up invitingly.

A person wearing a cheap suit and gelled hair. And a very nervous smile on his face.

"Krycek?" Mulder swam over and climbed the steps. "Don't tell me! You need me to sign the latest expense report? There's another hostage negotiation I have to attend? Skinner chewed your ass out and now you want me to help you rewrite your case report?" He grinned when he saw the younger man shake his head vigorously, not one hair moving out of place due to the amount of gel. "What then?" he inquired, grabbing the towel and starting to dry himself off.

Oh yes, the eyes were travelling down again, Mulder could feel the hot gaze on his crotch. He rubbed his hair, half- hiding his face and able to watch the younger man hungrily staring at him. Still, when Mulder looked up again he wasn't surprised to see that Krycek tried—and failed—to act blasé. The older man grinned inwardly.

"I'm not here on official business," Krycek muttered, a little shy.

"Good. It's after hours."

The younger man was obviously slightly taken off-balance by the open friendliness from the normally moody Mulder, and couldn't help but stare open-mouthed.

Mulder smiled widely and cocked his head to one side, towel wrapped around his neck. "Well?"

Krycek was too busy trying not to stare, obviously having forgotten what he was trying to say. "Uh," was all he was able to come up with.

The older man chuckled and patted Krycek's cheaply-clad shoulder. "Tell you what, Alex," he announced as he began walking towards the shower room. "You think about what you want while I shower and dress. Meet me outside, pretend you just ran into me there and try it all again, okay?"

Mulder could feel a hot gaze travelling down his back and settling on his ass, and couldn't help but sway his hips a little, teasing. The sharp intake of breath from behind caused him to smile knowingly.

"No, Agent Mulder, wait, I..."

"It's after hours, Agent Krycek," Mulder threw over his shoulder before he disappeared into the shower.

"Mulder, wait! Uh, F-Fox..." Krycek added after a second, as if unsure about the use of the older man's first name. Hell, Mulder had called him 'Alex', so why the hell not? When he didn't hear any protests, Krycek decided it was safe to follow the other man and stepped into the shower room.

Mulder stood under the spray, steam clouding the room. He had shampooed his hair and was just starting to rinse it when he saw Krycek enter.

"For heaven's sake, Alex, at least take off your shoes! You're not allowed to run around fully clothed anyway! How did you find me here?"

Krycek dutifully took off his shoes and socks and rolled the legs of his trousers up so they wouldn't get wet. "I knew you were either running or swimming but you left your jogging stuff in the office so I took a chance and came here. I do know how to investigate, you know? I do know how to find out where people spend their time."

Mulder grinned as he watched Krycek pout almost petulantly, like a small child not being taken seriously. "Well, congratulations, Ace, you found me. So, why did you come?"

Krycek stared, mesmerized, as the suds slowly made their way down the tanned chest, the slim waist, struggled over the red speedos Mulder still wore, and down muscled legs until they pooled around two perfectly shaped feet that he found strangely sexy.

He finally snapped out of it when he watched Mulder starting to wash his front with lazy strokes of long, slender hands. "I wanted to ask you out," Krycek blurted and realized instantly that this had come out wrong. Especially when he saw Mulder's sensuous mouth twitch into a half-smile. "I mean, ask if you want to go out," Krycek added hastily, cursing himself at the same time. "You know, have a beer," he finished lamely, head hanging and trying to hide his flaming cheeks.

Mulder didn't react, merely stared at the younger man and continued washing his chest and arms. It unnerved the hell out of Krycek.

"I know you're not going out much," he tried to defend himself. "But I thought we were starting to get along well...or, at least, better than before...so I figured it might be nice to, you know, spend some time together...uh, in a pub, I mean, or a bar..." Krycek finally managed to stop babbling, cursing himself repeatedly. So much for well- rehearsed, cool sounding speeches.

"A boys' night out?" Mulder asked, one eyebrow raised inquiringly and his mouth still twitching. His eyes were sparkling. It was obvious he was finding all of this hilarious.

Krycek shrugged, beginning to really sweat in the humid air, the polyester suit making him feel like a baked potato. "Yeah, sorta," he muttered, staring at his naked feet.

There was no reply from Mulder so, after a long moment, he looked up again. The older man was too busy twisting and turning, trying to get to his back.

The younger man didn't know how to react to that, he was torn between feeling hurt by Mulder's apparent dismissal, and feeling the need to now finish what he had started. The latter won. "Want me to help you? Wash your back?" he asked, chin raised slightly, daring Mulder.

Eyebrows raised, Mulder locked eyes with Krycek. Then he let them slowly travel up and down the other man's body, measuring, seizing him up. It was all Krycek could do not to fidget under the intense stare. Finally, Mulder nodded. "Okay," was all he said.

Krycek did a double-take, not believing his ears. Then, deciding he was in a win-win situation, he took a slow, uncertain step forward.

Mulder, seeing him approach, chuckled. "I meant the boys' night out, Alex, not my back."

"Oh." Krycek let his eyes travel down, stopping at the older man's crotch which seemed to have filled out slightly in the last few seconds. "Shame, really," he mumbled, still making sure Mulder would be able to hear but at the same time wouldn't be able to be absolutely sure he had heard right over the pounding water. Out loud, he added, "I always wanted to do that." It could be read either way, in response to going out for a drink or washing Mulder's back.

It was obvious that Mulder had heard the first comment because he was wearing a slightly confused look on his face. He threw a smoldering gaze in Krycek's direction. "You always wanted to do that?" he echoed, voice filled with meaning.

Suddenly, the heat in the shower room seemed to have turned up at least twenty degrees. Both men stared at each other, eyes hot and demanding, their breaths quickened slightly and two dicks started to stir.

Krycek slowly nodded, answering the unasked question. He took another, now meaningful step forward. Mulder turned fully around, facing the younger man, daring him to come even closer, knowing the dare would be answered. He grinned.

"And you know what I always wanted to do?"

They stared at each other, standing as close as possible without Krycek getting wet. After a long moment, the younger man cocked his head and shifted his weight to one hip, jauntily thrusting his crotch forward. "Well?" he prodded.

Mulder stared a second longer before, smirking evilly, his hand shot out and wrapped around Krycek's tie. With one hard tug, he pulled the younger man under the hot spray, fully clothed. Krycek yelped helplessly but couldn't escape the water.

"I always wanted to wash that horrible gel out of your hair," Mulder announced, grabbing the shampoo with his free hand and matter-of-factly squeezing a generous dollop of it down on Krycek's head. He quickly rubbed it in, only able to produce a little froth because the gel was obviously hindering. Abandoning that job for the moment, Mulder then began to push and pull on Krycek's wet suit jacket. "And I always wanted to ruin one of your horrible suits so you wouldn't be able to wear it ever again," he added, uncurling the tie from around his fist so he had two hands to rip the offending garments off the younger man's body.

Krycek merely stared, open-mouthed, tiny drops of water dripping from long lashes and the tip of his nose. The jacket gone, Mulder unbuttoned the dress shirt to reveal a smooth chest which he teased with his fingertips before he then made quick work of the suit pants, kneeling down to help the younger man step out of them. He raised a surprised eyebrow when he encountered a cockhead peeking out from between the shirt, happily greeting its surroundings. "Going commando, Agent?" Mulder teased.

"We're after hours, Agent," Krycek countered. "There's no dress code after hours."

Mulder straightened up, laughing. "True," he agreed—and matter-of-factly pushed his speedos down, kicking them out of the way.

Krycek gawked. Damn, but even his most outrageous fantasies didn't come close to reality! That man was hung!

He was distracted by Mulder's hands on his scalp, massaging the shampoo into his gelled hair, pushing him under the spray to rinse and then using more shampoo, this time being a bit more successful in working up a good lather. Krycek couldn't help but purr in contentment and leaned back, his once white dress shirt now transparent and clinging to his upper body.

"Much better look on you," Mulder muttered into his ear from behind, pinching the undercurve of one butt cheek that peeked out from under the shirt enticingly. Once the shampoo was rinsed, he let his fingers card through Krycek's soft hair. "Much, much better look on you," he added. Mulder's cock agreed and filled out even more, standing now fully erect.

Krycek turned around, first staring at the other man's dick before gazing into hazel eyes. "Ditto," he chuckled before he nodded his head at the shower gel. "So, what about your back?"

"Actually, there's some other body part I want you to take a look at...among other things..." Mulder grinned and waggled his eyebrows meaningfully.

Krycek feigned ignorance, widening his green eyes. "Oh?" he asked innocently. Then, apparently understanding dawned, and he widened his eyes even more. "Oh," he said again, pretending to only now catch on. He lowered his head, looking up through wet eyelashes almost coquettishly. "You know," he whispered throatily, "there's one more thing I also always wanted to do...could it possibly be the same thing you want as well?"

And with that, he slowly, gracefully, dropped to his knees, eyes locked with the older man's. Krycek's tongue darted out, licking the droplets away from Mulder's cockhead, teasing the other man's dick with catlike swirls and nips.

Mulder arched his spine, groaning helplessly. "Oh fuck, yeah, that's exactly what I had in mind," he mumbled breathlessly, stroking Krycek's now soft hair with one hand, the other one needed to steady himself against the wall. "Shit, that so beats a boys' night out," he squeaked when Krycek deep- throated his dick, sucking hard and swallowing around the thick length.

Krycek chuckled low in his chest, causing Mulder to buck helplessly.

"Oh, that's good, that's so good, that's so fucking incredible," Mulder yelled, close to coming. He rubbed Krycek's shoulder, fisting the wet shirt helplessly, and then tugging his hair in warning, trying to get the younger man to back off before he shot down the throat.

Krycek ignored the other man though, forcing the thick cock deeper until his nose was buried in Mulder's pubic hair. With one last forceful swallow and a long finger pushing into Mulder's tight hole, he forced him into the best climax Mulder had had in years.

Slumping over the kneeling man, breath coming in short pants, Mulder tried to pull the other man up to thank him with a deep kiss.

Instead, they both suddenly heard a deep booming voice yelling, "What the hell is going on here?"

Swivelling around guiltily, they saw one very big, very pissed off bear of a man, wearing a very expensive suit and a scowl on his face, standing in the doorway, arms crossed over a muscled chest.

Walter S. Skinner.

"Fuck," Krycek muttered from down on the floor, trying to hide behind Mulder's legs.

"Oh, uh, hi," Mulder added, plastering a fake smile on his face which looked more like a grimace.

Behind him, Krycek tried to furtively wipe the last drops of the other man's come off his chin.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Skinner growled.

"What the hell are you doing here?" Mulder countered with false bravado. "You're not supposed to be here."

"Yeah," Krycek agreed, slowly standing up. He wrinkled his nose, now starting to think that a wet shirt wrapped around his torso wasn't altogether comfy.

"Well, excuse me for coming home early, gentlemen," Skinner muttered, glaring at his lovers.

"You ruined our birthday surprise," Krycek sulked. "Now I wore that hideous suit and this god-awful hair gel all for nothing."

"Well, that's not entirely true," Mulder announced. "I got a fantastic blow-job out of it." He grinned unrepentedly.

"Fuck you, Fox!"

"Be my guest, Alex," Mulder nodded happily and turned his naked ass around, offering his backside to the younger man.

"Would anyone care to explain what's going on here?" Skinner yelled, quickly losing his patience. He had had the week from hell, having had to attend the most boring conference in the history of mankind. He had been exhilarated when it had been cut short. Tomorrow was his birthday, and he had been ecstatic, thinking he'd be able to spend the entire day with his lovers and not just the evening, the way it had originally been planned. He had talked to his lovers on the phone over breakfast, pretending everything was normal while in fact he was already half-way to the airport, and they had assured him they'd make it an early night in order to be "rested and fit for a long, passionate birthday celebration" the next day. Thinking it would be a great idea to surprise his lovers by climbing into bed and waking them with slow love-making, Skinner had boarded the plane with a sappy grin on his face. What he had not expected were two wet men writhing in the shower next to their swimming pool in the basement of their home, wet clothes strewn around...

"See that camera over there?" Mulder asked, pointing to a small vidcam hanging from the corner above the doorway.

Skinner looked up and nodded, frowning.

"There's another one in the pool room," Krycek added helpfully, desperately trying to rid himself of the wet shirt which had wrapped itself around his body.

Mulder nodded. "Remember, I once told you about that fantasy I had? About the pool and young Agent Krycek..."

Skinner nodded, eyes widening in appreciation. Oh yes, he remembered all right.

"You were so turned on by the mere thought of me going down on Agent Mulder in the shower of the Hoover building that you pounced on us and fucked us through the mattress," Krycek added, beginning to pull on one wet sleeve with his teeth.

"Into next week," Mulder nodded solemnly. "Couldn't walk for three days."

Krycek nodded as well, now having given up on undressing himself. "Not bad for an old guy," he chuckled. "You were going at it all night."

"And the morning," Mulder added helpfully.

"And the morning," Krycek agreed, nodding. "Never knew you had a voyeuristic side on you, Walter, but fuck, the idea of Fox and me..." Krycek looked up to watch his older lover, flushed and eyes dilated. "There," he exclaimed, pointing an accusing finger. "He's doing it again!"

Mulder looked as well and began to laugh. "Right on, old guy," he cheered.

Skinner shook himself visibly and tried to get a grip. "Still doesn't explain what you were doing here," he growled, arms crossed over his chest again and scowling sternly.

Both of his lovers dropped their heads and shuffled their feet.

"Well," Mulder finally volunteered. "We were racking our brains what to get you for your birthday..."

"You're one of the guys who already has everything," Krycek muttered, accusing.

"So we finally remembered that night and thought it might be fun to play out that fantasy for you," Mulder explained. "We rehearsed for a couple of days..."

Krycek snickered. "Oh, that we did," he giggled.

"...to make sure we had the camera angles just right and knew how loud we had to talk, that sorta thing," Mulder went on, blithely ignoring the younger man. "Once we had it all settled, we decided to go for it tonight." He shrugged. "We were almost done, actually, all we had to do was go upstairs and edit the stuff on the computer. And voila, we would've had a lovely birthday present for you."

"But you barged in a day early and ruined everything and now we have to come up with something new," Krycek groused. "I can't believe I wore that suit and hair gel for nothing!"

Mulder, still trying to ignore the younger man, gave Skinner a slightly pained smile and announced, "Happy Birthday, Walter."

Skinner just stared at his lovers, open-mouthed. He couldn't believe they were going to such lengths just to create a gift for him...and what a gift it was! The mere thought of what was on those tapes...

"Come here, you two," he growled, voice hoarse with emotion, and wrapped his lovers in a bear hug.

"Walter, your suit," Krycek protested, trying to wriggle free - not that he didn't enjoy his stay in Skinner's arms.

"Screw the suit," the older man announced. "I'm sure Hugo Boss will forgive me." He gave both men a passionate kiss and each man's butt an affectionate squeeze. "I can't believe you did that! This is the best birthday surprise ever," he enthused.

Mulder and Krycek blushed slightly, surprised but happy that their lover wasn't angry anymore.

"Tell you what," Skinner went on, wrapping his arms around both men's shoulders and beginning to walk towards the door. "I'll go upstairs and change into something a little more comfortable...like my birthday suit." That earned him two appreciating gasps. He chuckled. "You, Alex, get the camera right here. You, Fox, get the one in the pool room. We'll all snuggle in bed together and watch the unedited version to get our creative juices flowing..."

Skinner laughed out loud when he saw the younger men's cocks standing up in happy salute at the mere idea. He pitched his voice even lower.

"And then I'll see if I can't find a way to play out that old fantasy of mine..."

His lovers' cocks gave another happy twitch, and he was rewarded by two beaming smiles. The younger men had indicated they were interested in some erotic spankings, including 'punishment' ones as long as they were only part of a play scene. Skinner was thrilled to hear this, having had harbored the fantasy of soundly spanking his most troublesome Agent into submission...and his young, eager, hero-worshipping partner right alongside, just because he had such a spankable bubble butt.

"Well," Skinner announced, striking his stern AD pose. "Two naughty Agents fraternizing in the Hoover's shower room... that's breaking every rule and regulation in the book, gentlemen. If I were to find out about you, I would have to take disciplinary actions..."

Mulder and Krycek gave a whoop of pure joy and scrambled to take down the cameras. Skinner watched them run upstairs to get ready, and smiled. "Happy Birthday to me," he whispered, contentedly.

xx

gaby@gaby.slashcity.tv

ADDITIONAL AUTHOR'S NOTES: Yes, you guessed right...this is, of course, a sequel to Backstreet Boys! :-) (well, in a way, at least...LOL!) If you're interested, you can find it at my site or at RatB. :-) TITLE: Wet and Wired
AUTHOR: Gaby
DISCLAIMER: Not mine, no way, no how. (more's the pity) Doesn't mean they don't like visiting me though...
PAIRING: M/K (M/K/Sk implied)
WARNINGS: a couple of naughty words, the dirty deed, talks about spankings...
AUTHOR'S NOTES: I've obviously been watching too much season 2 (damn DVDs anyway! ) because I suddenly became the proud owner of a SkippyRat!Muse who wouldn't leave me alone. Sigh! Since Lorelei has created this wonderful Skippy Rat series of hers, I thought it might be a nice idea to write her a birthday story involving said kippy Alex—it's also a tribute and thank you of sorts, for her own great stories. So, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, Lorelei! Hope you like! :-)
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Usual big bear hug thanks to Josan, beta extraordinaire.
DEDICATION: This one's for Lorelei! Happy Birthday again and thank you for all your wonderful stories you entertained us with!
SUMMARY: Remember that swimming pool scene in "Duane Barry"? Exactly.
My website: http://gaby.slashcity.tv
My addy: gaby@gaby.slashcity.tv (friendly feedback only, please! We're all adults here. You don't like it, hit delete. Thanks!)

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