Mulder comes home from work and unlike the rest of the world, leaves his
lights off. He sees a piece of paper laying on the floor....again. He goes
to pick it up before remembering what happened last time he came home and
didn't turn on his lights and saw a piece of paper on the floor and reached
to pick it up....someone hit him on the head that last time. He didn't want
that to happen again, so he didn't pick up the piece of paper laying on the
floor in the dark. "Who's there?" Mulder asks. "Well, Dr. Kimball I
presume" Krycek says in his cute little sarcastic 'I'm superior' tone of
voice. "Huh?" Mulder says. "You know...Dr. Kimball...the tv show....the
Fugitive..." Krycek tries to explain. "Oh, I"m not really into foreign films
Krycek.....so, what do you want?" Krycek gives a tired sigh.":::sigh:::" he
says exasperatedly. "I'm here to talk to you about the future Mulder...not
yours, not mine but the survival of the entire planet's human race as we know
it!" "I don't know what you mean Krycek" says Mulder. "Oh yes you do...you
know....that oil that goes in people and turns into a baby alien that eats
people inside out that comes out and wants to take over the world and unleash
a plague that will cause the oil to infest lots of people and turn into alien
babies that eat people inside out then come out to take over the world"
Krycek says. "Oh yeah, that....I forgot" Mulder says. "Oh ok" Krycek says.
"Ok, so are there any new developments in the alien's plan to take over
world domination?" asked Mulder. "Not really, same old same old" says Alex.
"Then why are you here?" asked Mulder. "I was bored and lonely....um, so
you wanna have sex?" asked Alex. "Excuse me?" Says mulder. "you
know...sex." explains Alex. "Oh, I understand what you just said...I was
being polite...I belched up some of my dinner...burritos..and I was using my
manners to say excuse me." explains Mulder. "Ok, so do you wanna?" asks
Krycek. "Ok sure" says Mulder. Both men stand facing each other like two
lonely men standing facing each other. Then one speaks...."gimmie a
minute..I gotta pee." says Mulder. "Sure thing good looking, don't take too
long or I'll think you're playing with my meat rope and I'll have to come in
and take it away from you and play with it myself big boy" Krycek bats his
eye lashes at Mulder and smiles his cute little smile. After a few minutes,
Mulder reappears in the doorway...looking like a shadow...a large shadow...a
shadow ready to do battle with the most deadly of demons and the most
treacherous of monsters. "I'm ready for you now my large one-armed hunk of
man beef" says Mulder in his sexy voice. Mulder strides over to Krycek
swinging his hips like a belly dancer. Krycek starts to undress "Damn...I
got a knot in my shoe laces....will you help me?" asks Krycek. "Sure, lemmie
get some tweezers and some soap or oil to loosen it" says Mulder jumping up
to go retrieve the aforementioned tweezers and oil. After about half an
hour, working together as a team, as teammates do when on a team....the two
men accomplished the arduous task of unknotting said shoe. "Thank you
Mulder, I don't know what I would have done if you hadn't been here. Is
there anything I can do to repay such kindness from such a kind and gentle
human being as yourself?" asks Krycek with wonder in his sparkling "emerald
green crayon" color eyes. "Yeah, you can suck on my penis for a while." says
mulder in a smoldering sexy voice that melts Krycek's heart like an ice cream
sundae left outside in the summer heat. "Ok....whip it out" says Krycek as
he drops to his knees...falls flat on his face because he lost his balance
and had no hand to stop him from hitting the floor....then pulls himself back
up to get ready to suck. Mulder takes out his Mushroom kilbassa dick supreme
with extra sauce and starts to rub it with his hand. "See anything you
like?" asks Mulder. "Yeah." says Krycek. "Come and get it." says Mulder.
"Only if you cum first." says Krycek. "That's the idea." says Mulder as he
stuffs his cock into Alex's mouth, in some ways the same as a woman shoves
stuffing in a raw naked Thanksgiving turkey before cooking it on Thanksgiving
for dinner. "Oh Alex...your mouth is so wet.....it's like being in a hot,
wet hole that sucks." "Fmphfbfhh" says Alex. Mulder starts making a high
pitched shreiking repetitive noise dancing on his tippie toes trying to punch
his rod of love thru the back of Alex's head. "Oh I love you Alex...I've
always loved you...I've fighted the repressed homosexual feelings I've been
having turning them into violent tendencies towards you so I get a cheap
thrill out of beating the shit out of you...but other than that...I love you"
says Mulder. Alex pulls off the throbbing giant meat thermometer and says
"ditto". Then Alex sucks again. "Oh...I'm gonna cum..don't stop don't stop
don't stop...AARRRGGGHHH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH OOH" says Mulder loudly.
Mulder's hot soupy man mucus fills Alex's mouth, not unlike that strange
metallic taste that fills one's mouth just before you have to throw up, the
taste that even though you spit it out...it mysteriously comes back to fill
your mouth again and again until you heave your guts. Alex tries to swallow,
but it's gross, so he gags and snorts some up into his nose.
Mulder leans foward and licks the milky white drop of spent dick juice that
oozed out of Alex's nose. "Too much for you babe? Did I shoot too much man
creame in your tasty mouth?" asks Mulder. "Yeah, a bit." sighed Alex. "But I
don't mind. It means I'll be able to taste you tomorrow when I sneeze."
Mulder smiles at Alex and says "that's very romantic. Who knew you had such
a soft side?" Alex looks up and smiles shyly at Mulder "I try." Mulder
smiles at Alex and says "I know." Alex smiles. Mulder smiles. Then they go
to sleep.
The End.....or is it? Maybe it's not the end but just a stopping point for
this story...who knows? Only the Shadow knows. Lurking in
doorways......etc.. I'm sorry. I know I'm not an author, but just a humble member. I just
couldn't help myself...you all inspired me to attempt to best you in the
battle of the badfic. So, how'd I do for my first time out?
DeAnna
Life's Love Lessons
by DeAnna
Nighttime
Apartment 42
Home of Fox Mulder
