Ode To My Desktop

Whether it's AOHell or Juno I'm in
He's always there to witness my sin,
He's always there when I am dreaming,
That husky whisper, "I know what you've been reading"

"I know what you've been reading"
(ripping off Scully's blue silk)
"I know what you've been reading"
(warm green eyes making Fox Mulder wilt)
"I know what you've been reading"
(covering the ferret with chocolate whipped cream)
"I know what you've been reading"
(a well-placed test tube makes the lab mouse scream)

I suppose you should know I'm not guilty at all
This is why I keep Alex on call.