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Tyr
(sung to No Doubt's "Paulina" from their self titled album)
by Phox
Oh Tyr - he's always wearing chain-mail
Oh Tyr - the nietzschean of my nightly dreams
Oh Tyr - who makes me grin in any pose
Oh Tyr - I wish he'd take off all his clothes
Oh Tyr - well I stare at him all day long
Oh Tyr - and as I do I sing this song
Oh Tyr - Beka tells me to act my age
Oh Tyr - as I single handedly think of him
Oh Tyr - I've holo's of him everywhere
Oh Tyr - there's a knock at my door I hope it's him
Oh Tyr - although I know it never is
Oh Tyr - to indulge myself is such a thrill
Oh Tyr - he's the sugar in my 'Sparky Cola'
Oh Tyr - I wish he'd lay down by my side
Oh Tyr - but if he ever knew my pursuit
Oh Tyr - he probably throw me out an airlock
Yeah Yeah Oh Oh Oh Oh
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