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Santa series: Spike ReScrooged
by Molossus
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"You're not Santa! You're a fake!" The child pulled the beard and let it snap back into place.
"Right! I'm the boogie man." Spike let his eyes turn yellow.
The child fell off Spike's lap and ran screaming to his mother.
Spike thought maybe the Santa gig wasn't working.
"Blondie Bear? You're doing SANTA?"
Spike drawled, "Why no-o-o. Ah'm Joe-Bob."
"Spike? What's wrong with your voice?"
A child climbed up and slipped. His foot landed with unerring accuracy in the worst possible place and Spike bit his tongue.
"Oh, Spikey, this is just so cute!"
Spike thought he might cry.
END