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Potion Master Musings
by Scribe
Hogwarts is a banquet of boys. Oliver Wood is a sexy Scottish beast. Longbottom is a tender muffin. Malfoy is so coolly superior that you long to dirty him a little. The Weasleys, when considered collectively, are almost a force of nature. Ron is like a ginger tom--feisty and bristling. Fred and George? One word--twins. Even priggish Percy has his allure. His ass may be tight, but it's also softly rounded. Finally there's Potter, with his sullen green eyes and pouting sneer. Myself? I am cursed with scruples, so I reach once again for the libido inhibiting potion.
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