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Yep, that is me with a wild turtle..named him Jim...he would cross the road and meet his other friend turtle on the river...they would sit on a log and chat....Seriously...
Where have you been, Jim?
Where did you go?
Oh, I know. It's to be with him.
Well, next time do let me know.
There are dangers out there.
You know you shuffle, so slow.
You know moms they just care.
Jim, love is grand.
Being alone is hard to bear.
Invite him over, I understand.
Darling, you are such a dear.
