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Title: "Faith and the Porker"
Author: Kat Lee
Rating: PG/K+
Summary: Faith vs. Mojo.
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Faith sneered at the enormous being before her. "You are a porker, aren'tcha?" she snarled at the fat, green . . . thing.
"Come on, babe," the creature soothed, reaching his pudgy arms out for her. "I can make you a star."
"Uh uh." Faith's continued retorts built Mojo's fury until he shot laser beams at her. She dodged them all and used the wall behind her to add to the flip's momentum that carried her over his wheelchair. She brought her stake down through Mojo's head. He screamed, writhed, and finally stilled. "The little piggy cried wee, wee, wee all the way home."
The End