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Title: "Four Happiness"
Author: Kat Lee
Rating: G/K
Summary: Xander can't enjoy dinner with Anya.
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Anya frowned at her menu. "I don't understand."
"What?"
"Four Happiness Pork," she said, pointing at the disturbing item on the menu. "No one ever told me there's four kinds of happiness. Can eating meat really make you happy, and what are the other kinds of happiness? Does it give you all four?"
Groaning, Xander rubbed his temples. All he'd wanted was to just take his girlfriend out and enjoy a quiet, Chinese dinner together, but of course, Anya never let anything be quiet or simple. He groaned again. He'd almost rather be attacked by Vampires than barraged by her never-ending questions!
The End