The author wakes up and sees someone other than Santa Claus in the house.
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I woke up on Christmas Eve because I thought I heard a noise.
I went downstairs and saw this hot babe in a Santa outfit.
After she looked at this long list, she smiled and said that I was a naughty little boy.
But after I had rubbed my eyes, she disappeared just like Houdini.
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