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Once upon the night before Christmas, there was a little boy
Who thought that showing a picture of Santa delivering a toy
To his house would help him be able to get more friends.
But it was after he tried to stay up with the camera all night
And wait for Santa that he had closed his eyes and slept tight
On the sofa while someone was walking around in a red coat.
The nexy day, he saw presents under the tree with a note
That said, "Look at it this way. At least, you won't have to pretend."