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I went with my parents to visit my grandmother
On Thanksgiving and had not known that another
Family was there to enjoy the turkey and other goodies.
At first, I thought that there was going to be trouble.
But that was before a woman who is the exact double
Of Pamela Anderson met us at the door and
Told us that she actually was Alexandra Brand,
My homely cousin who left home and came back a beauty.