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I know that this might sound way too much like something out of The Twilight Zone.
But I really am telling you the truth.
You see, I was taking this jet airliner home to Berea, Ohio to spend the holidays with my folks.
And it was one of those late ones.
Anyway, while I was reading my favorite novel, I looked at the window and saw him zooming past me.
His sleigh was actually something right out of Buck Rogers.
And the reindeer really were rocket-propelled robots.
And after he waived and wished me a Merry Christmas, he was gone.