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Both Archie and Veronica had arrived for a day
At the beach just before he had suddenly gone astray
And she had noticed that he was nowhere in sight.
At first, she had thought that he got into a nasty fight.
But that was before she had finally found Archie,
Who was kissing a girl in a 'I Am Canadian' tee.
And when he saw that she was angry, Archie
Said, "Haven't you heard about our good neighbor policy?"