A man wakes up and goes into the kitchen where he discovers that his wife is not alone.
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I've woke up and gone into the kitchen for breakfast.
I saw her fixing oatmeal with three dogs staring at her.
I've asked, "Why are these dogs in here?"
She answered, "I'm keeping an eye on them for our neighbors. Why do you ask?"
That was when I've realized I should have stayed in bed.
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