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STORY STATUS: Completed 9/7/06
WORD COUNT: 100
"I could be wrong, but . . ."
"Carter! You know I don't like it when you start a sentence like that. Especially in my kitchen!"
Sam glared at her CO and friend. "Yes, sir."
"Sam, is it supposed to do that?"
"Take cover!" Teal'c shouted as the lid of the pan suddenly shot across the room.
All four members of SG-1 hit the floor as it crashed into the far wall.
"That's it! You are officially banned from cooking in my kitchen. Forever!"
"Too bad I can't ban her from all kitchens." Jack muttered to Teal'c.
Crap! Jack tried to duck.
"Ouch!"
THE END