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“Why don’t you let me give you a massage?”
“Napoleon. Watch where you put those fingers.”
“Sorry. Why don’t you turn over?”
“I’d really rather stay where I am.”
“Ah, Illya, are you by chance experiencing a physical reaction to this massage?”
“What if I were?”
“It’s nothing to be embarrassed about.”
“Who said I was embarrassed.”
“After all I’ve worked awfully hard to engender that reaction.”
“You have? Why?”
“Turn over and let me show you.”